Guy caught smoking on Easyjet flight.

Kromlov

Hahaaa that´s some very quick wit there!

As a non-smoker I don´t agree with smoking inside any closed areas, it really is the most unpleasant thing. And forcing other people to deal with it is hugely inconsiderate.

A very good point from eezer - being a non-smoker I never get "cigarette breaks" meaning that I miss out on around 30 minutes paid break everyday. There should be breaks for non-smokers - "breathing breaks" or something along those lines!

rev_henry

Inactive wrote: »

Because everyone is suggesting that the " smoker " was a danger to others,

I would sooner be on a plane under those circumstances than on a plane full of pi**ed up passengers, which is often the case these days.:(

Erm, its illegal to be drunk on a plane and can have severe consequences, although you have to be properly off your head to make yourself noticed.

rev_henry

And on that note, I would be most interested to hear of any establishment inside which you can buy and smoke a cigarette! In this fascist country of the smoking ban of course.

Pelican_eats_pigeon

I was on an Easyjet flight to Inverness a few years back & the pilot tacked the following announcement onto the end of his usual welcome speech:

"Would all passengers please note that this is a no-smoking flight. The toilets on this aircraft are equipped with smoke detectors and anybody caught smoking in the toilets during the flight will be asked to leave the aircraft immediately."

Sadly, I don't think many people were paying enough attention to notice.

rev_henry

Pelican_eats_pigeon wrote: »

I was on an Easyjet flight to Inverness a few years back & the pilot tacked the following announcement onto the end of his usual welcome speech:

"Would all passengers please note that this is a no-smoking flight. The toilets on this aircraft are equipped with smoke detectors and anybody caught smoking in the toilets during the flight will be asked to leave the aircraft immediately."

Sadly, I don't think many people were paying enough attention to notice.

Haha. Maybe on a BA flight the other passengers would have been more attentive and intelligent to appreciate that! :P

iamana1ias

lizzielondon wrote: »

lol that was jeremy on Airport!

Actually, it was BJ (campest cabin crew member EVER)

Inactive

rev_henry wrote: »

Erm, its illegal to be drunk on a plane and can have severe consequences, although you have to be properly off your head to make yourself noticed.

Indeed, it doesn't stop the airline from flogging them even more booze at their inflamed prices though.

rev_henry

Inactive wrote: »

Indeed, it doesn't stop the airline from flogging them even more booze at their inflamed prices though.

Indeed. (Oh you said that as well!) Nor does it stop proper airlines (BA, KLM etc) giving free booze to passengers.

spinningsheep

lizzielondon wrote: »

lol that was jeremy on Airport!

Actually it was the first series of Airline back in the 90's when they followed Britannia, it was "BJ" the camp flight attendant with the moustache, and it was a manchester flight, some chavvy woman in a sports top ranting at him "you've just sold me 200 fags, and now yer tellin me I cant smoke one!Why!!"

he replied "they sell condoms in Boots love, need I say more?"

LOL:rotfl:

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iamana1ias wrote: »

Actually, it was BJ (campest cabin crew member EVER)

Here's how he shut up a princess:

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvin has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up b!tch."