OS Diary Archive August 2006

**purpleprincess**

Hardup_Hester wrote:

Hi all
It's fortunate we don't have cameras on land lines as I am 54, 4'11 & size 16/18 & am usually dressed for comfort rather than speed.
As for being tongue-tied yes it happens sometimes, but I find a bit of huffing & puffing a few ooohs & ahhhs give me chance to think of what to say next.

After 25 years married to someone who's idea of foreplay was to say, 'You ready, I've been downloading !!!!!!' ( my ex) I find most of the guys easy to chat too.

I do have to send hubby in to another room if I take a call & he gets hysterical & has been known to end up crying with laughter at the sight & sound of me sat in my wyncette jammies, knitting away on a scarf & heavy breathing.
Hester

:rotfl: love it!!! Especially the last bit!!!

comping_cat

Hardup_Hester wrote:

Hi all
It's fortunate we don't have cameras on land lines as I am 54, 4'11 & size 16/18 & am usually dressed for comfort rather than speed.
As for being tongue-tied yes it happens sometimes, but I find a bit of huffing & puffing a few ooohs & ahhhs give me chance to think of what to say next.

After 25 years married to someone who's idea of foreplay was to say, 'You ready, I've been downloading !!!!!!' ( my ex) I find most of the guys easy to chat too.

I do have to send hubby in to another room if I take a call & he gets hysterical & has been known to end up crying with laughter at the sight & sound of me sat in my wyncette jammies, knitting away on a scarf & heavy breathing.
Hester

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

snoozer

Hester,

Thank you - the image you've put in my head has really made my day.:T

Your ex sounds grim, I once heard Terry Wogan give his definitionof an Irishman's idea of foreplay "Brace yourself":eek:

comping_cat

Hester - you have really brightened my day!!!! How did you find that job?

Shez - not sure if she has a book, i just went to the bbc website and there was an advert for tonights prog!!!!http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/tv/perfect_housewife/series2/abouttheshow.shtml
I left my cake tin at my mums, which had the last of my muffins in it, so i really should make some more!!!!!!

elona

Hester

You are hilarious!!!:T :rotfl: :A

Hardup_Hester

Hi all
I'm glad I'm giving you a laugh.
The chat job was advertised in She magazine, my friend gave me her copy last week.
I always said being in bed with my ex was like playing Golden Shot, if anyone remembers Bernie the Bolt? Up a bit, left a bit down a bit.
Hester

Lillibet_2

Hardup_Hester wrote:

Hi all
It's fortunate we don't have cameras on land lines as I am 54, 4'11 & size 16/18 & am usually dressed for comfort rather than speed.
As for being tongue-tied yes it happens sometimes, but I find a bit of huffing & puffing a few ooohs & ahhhs give me chance to think of what to say next.

After 25 years married to someone who's idea of foreplay was to say, 'You ready, I've been downloading !!!!!!' ( my ex) I find most of the guys easy to chat too.

I do have to send hubby in to another room if I take a call & he gets hysterical & has been known to end up crying with laughter at the sight & sound of me sat in my wyncette jammies, knitting away on a scarf & heavy breathing.
Hester

:rotfl:Oh dear, just spurted tea all over the monitor.......where's the vinegar?

Hardup_Hester

Like a lot of us on here I live in pretty desperate straits & humour is one of the few things that keeps me going. I met a friend for lunch yesterday & as often happens she had to pay, she doesn't mind as we've been friends for about 20 yrs. She is pretty ok financially but is sometimes a bit downhearted about her divorce. She says I always cheer her up & I find that acting upbeat & making her laugh helps me.
My dad used to say, 'Money doesn't make you happy, but at least you can be miserable in comfort!!'
Hester

Ronankfan

catowen wrote:

Just found out that Anthea Turner is back on BBC3 tonight with a new series of 'perfect housewife'!!!!! Should be good for a laugh (or is that a shudder!!!)

Hi Cat - i know its sad but i just cant wait for the programme to start tonight!!!!! :rotfl:

Bargain_Rzl

Hester, you've made my day :rotfl::rotfl: I'm currently in the middle of my late lunch, which I've just choked on!

snoozer wrote:

Your ex sounds grim, I once heard Terry Wogan give his definition of an Irishman's idea of foreplay "Brace yourself" :eek:

Hey, Ticklemouse is married to an Irishman, maybe she'd like to back you up! (somehow I sense a virtual slap coming my way from somewhere in leafy Lancashire )