Butter Tablet Recipe Please

notatvstar

single cream?

... You could cut it into blocks and do an 'experiment' with different things. That's what I would do - but mind you I am incredibly boring and I am a scientist.

... oh know - here I go.

Condition 1. control - add nothing.
Condition 2. single cream
Condition 3. double cream
Condition 4. milk
Condition 5. water

Protocol

1) catch your tablet and kill it according to HO guidelines and local SOPs
2) break up tablet into equally weighted bits
3) melt slowing in a saucepan
4) add amount diluent as stipulated in the experimental conditions
5) cool for the same amount of time on a chilled dinner plate
6) test for viscosity by inverting plate over the head of nearest small child
7) inspect small child for signs of crumbs/stickyness
8) note results

marmiterulesok

I don't have any useful advice.I just had to say that tablet is lovely,such a shame you don't like it!

Maybe you could mash it up and mix it up with a crumble topping?

Alternatively you could always take it into work/give to friends/ let me have it (please!)....:)

rosie383

notatvstar wrote: »

single cream?

... You could cut it into blocks and do an 'experiment' with different things. That's what I would do - but mind you I am incredibly boring and I am a scientist.

... oh know - here I go.

Condition 1. control - add nothing.
Condition 2. single cream
Condition 3. double cream
Condition 4. milk
Condition 5. water

Protocol

1) catch your tablet and kill it according to HO guidelines and local SOPs
2) break up tablet into equally weighted bits
3) melt slowing in a saucepan
4) add amount diluent as stipulated in the experimental conditions
5) cool for the same amount of time on a chilled dinner plate
6) test for viscosity by inverting plate over the head of nearest small child
7) inspect small child for signs of crumbs/stickyness
8) note results

Love it!!!!!!

Marmite:
I didn't think it would be long before someone was on saying it was lovely! I don't mind the taste, it's the texture just goes for my teeth!

jackieglasgow

Break some up and crumble it through a nice vanilla ice cream, it is amazing. Nothing really brings tablet back after it seizes, if you really can't bear it, send me some, I made a huge batch for my sister's wedding yesterday, and managed to come home with none

Barneysmom

I'd wrap it up and save it for someone for Christmas, might be a good doorstop by then

rosie383

I quite fancy it mixed up with ice cream!

Doorstop is no good.....Already cut it up.

So, what's the difference between tablet and fudge then?

notatvstar

rosie383 wrote: »

I quite fancy it mixed up with ice cream!

ooooh - you can bung in some crushed meringues, marshmallow bits and cookie dough for a faux Benjamin and Jeremiah experience.



<...Jealous now>

seafarers_wife

send some this way as well. its lovely, i miss not being able to get tablet down here

rosie383

notatvstar wrote: »

ooooh - you can bung in some crushed meringues, marshmallow bits and cookie dough for a faux Benjamin and Jeremiah experience.



<...Jealous now>

Are you trying to kill me????

There is enough sugar in this stuff already never mind adding crushed meringues!

marmiterulesok

rosie383 wrote: »

So, what's the difference between tablet and fudge then?

It's slightly harder than fudge,but not chewy like toffee.It should have a slight 'bite' to it.