MSE Parents Club Part 11

Krystaltips

tiamai_d wrote: »

As in vomiting? Gross. Glad I turned over. People are so disgusting.

I'd have given it to her to shut her up. This is why I shall never be a midwife, no patience. See, I did everything perfectly and everybody else should be the same. I don't hold with this grossness during labour. One should lie there and be quiet, then a gentle sneeze is enough to just pop the baby out! And off for a quick shower before re-applying your make up in time to make tea.

Blarting = Crying...

But she did vom in labour... They didn't show it...

You just described my labour...

tiamai_d

searching_me wrote: »

tia .. i was actually up cleaning and putting the washing on 2 hours after having jayden so close to the truth :rotfl: x

Well of course you were darling, that is how it all happens (and is how I choose to remember my own) :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

tiamai_d

Krystaltips wrote: »

Blarting = Crying...

But she did vom in labour... They didn't show it...

You just described my labour...

I heard it, it suited her, loud. :cool:

Well we are all perfect anyway Krystal.

searching_me

tiamai_d wrote: »

Well we are all perfect anyway Krystal.

i believe this whole heartedly :rotfl:x

cazscoob

searching_me wrote: »

tia .. i was actually up cleaning and putting the washing on 2 hours after having jayden so close to the truth :rotfl: x

snap i was then ordering tea and on here telling everyone i had a baby girl lol!

got one to make you all laugh tonight, OH phoned a take away and around 45 mins later i heard Charlie talking?:eek: he was meant to be in bed but had sneaked in the dining room and pressed redial on the phone! he had been talking to the guy and he thought it was his son and had been talking pakistani to him:rotfl:so theres nothing wrong with Charlies speaking hes just speaking pakistani and not english:rotfl:

tiamai_d

cazscoob wrote: »

snap i was then ordering tea and on here telling everyone i had a baby girl lol!

got one to make you all laugh tonight, OH phoned a take away and around 45 mins later i heard Charlie talking?:eek: he was meant to be in bed but had sneaked in the dining room and pressed redial on the phone! he had been talking to the guy and he thought it was his son and had been talking pakistani to him:rotfl:so theres nothing wrong with Charlies speaking hes just speaking pakistani and not english:rotfl:

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I can't wait to meet Charlie!

ETA, were you not shagging when she was almost crowning anyway?

searching_me

cazscoob wrote: »

snap i was then ordering tea and on here telling everyone i had a baby girl lol!

got one to make you all laugh tonight, OH phoned a take away and around 45 mins later i heard Charlie talking?:eek: he was meant to be in bed but had sneaked in the dining room and pressed redial on the phone! he had been talking to the guy and he thought it was his son and had been talking pakistani to him:rotfl:so theres nothing wrong with Charlies speaking hes just speaking pakistani and not english:rotfl:

snap caz ... maybe they're right and us mother are secretly superwomen ...

:rotfl:to charlie ... well at least you can put your finger on it now x

Buttonmoons

I was really ignorant about pregnancy and labour, I didn't even take a bag of baby stuff to the hossie as my mum said you werent allowed too (which was true, 2 years before) anyhow, I didnt even know they stuck you with a needle to get the placenta out, I just yowled when they did and it wasn't coming out quick enough for them, so they started pulling it :eek: I was SCREAMING - That is how I ended up with rotten placenta in my womb, that gave me a blood infection.

EEJITS!!

cazscoob

tiamai_d wrote: »

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I can't wait to meet Charlie!

ETA, were you not shagging when she was almost crowning anyway?

you can always take him home:D
well no just when i was in labour, but the labour stage that u think that it cant possibly be happening lol! but 3 hours later i had a baby so it must work :rotfl:

searching_me wrote: »

snap caz ... maybe they're right and us mother are secretly superwomen ...

:rotfl:to charlie ... well at least you can put your finger on it now x

:rotfl:i thought you would find it funny! i wonder what the speech therapist will say when i explain it to her:cool:

searching_me

bm _pale_ rotten placenta _pale_ x