Please advise - it's all gone SO wrong

handyman123_2

I echo never in doubt's first reply, give us this buggars address and the management will pay him a visit.

I'm ashamed to be conected with builders when I hear stories like this.

Chin up.

Handyman123.

smileyt_2

Poosmate - is this any good to you? http://landshare.channel4.com/

I think you can advertise your garden as having space and see if there's anyone local who wants space. I've never used it so I don't know if it works but it might be worth a try.

I'm single too and love it. I used to think there was summat wrong with me but I've come to the conclusion that it's just the way I am. Actually I'm far too selfish to give up my nice (but poor!) life - I have it just the way it suits me, thank you very much! I have two gorgeous dogs to snuggle up to and that is just fine.

Right, off to do summat useful ......

Surbybird

saxysarah wrote: »

hello people! what have I missed? shouldn't really be here still have another 700 words to go and a few life changing decisions to make!

Good luck with your life changing decision. I made one of those a few weeks ago and am about to set the wheels in motion for a career change (a bit daunting at 45 but if I don't do it now I never will). It's quite exciting really!

K

Surbybird

Poosmate wrote: »

Surby, "I've searched high and low and can only find annoying men so have given up and resigned myself to the fact that before too long I'll start wearing a purple hat, have a houseful of cats and start collecting carrier bags like a mad old woman." - Not at the purple hat wearing stage yet and only have 1 cat and I can't help how many carrier bags I need to bring my shopping back in, I just can't use them up as fast as I get them!

I've upgraded to reusable bags and always refuse the free plastic bags in shops but they still seem to breed in the cupboard!

K

Poosmate

lisawaters wrote: »

Good 'ol Poo! We love ya!

Oi! Less of the 'ol! I might have the symptoms but it doesn't mean I have the disease! I've still got at least another 20 years to work before I can retire!

Poo

niccatw

Right girlies.... time to throw out all that black form your wardrobes! Replace it with colour, colour, colour....

It makes for a much more intersting time when doing the washing .

And for you blokes, there better not be any beige chinos on the go!

Mythi

Surbybird wrote: »

I've searched high and low and can only find annoying men so have given up and resigned myself to the fact that before too long I'll start wearing a purple hat, have a houseful of cats and start collecting carrier bags like a mad old woman.

OMG snap!!!

(I already have two cats and a purple hat....its the slipperly slope for me!)

*waves to all*

Mike, fantastic thread you have here...such a journey from your first post...its made me cry/laugh/get angry and a whole other range of emotions I never thought I'd have following a thread on an internet forum. So glad you had a good time with your boys this weekend you deserve it

lisawaters

Surbybird wrote: »

you'll never see me on screen with Gok.

K

Sounds like an illness. Maybe one that trees get?

lisawaters

handyman123 wrote: »

I echo never in doubt's first reply, give us this buggars address and the management will pay him a visit.

I'm ashamed to be conected with builders when I hear stories like this.

Chin up.

Handyman123.

Hi Handyman123. Welcome to you.

The majority of builders are OK. My problem is with one who's a compulsive liar, thief, callous ba5tard and all round rotter and complete shower.

I'll get him if I possibly can. Won't he be unable to work if he's got two kneecaps fewer than most people?

lisawaters

Poosmate wrote: »

Oi! Less of the 'ol! I might have the symptoms but it doesn't mean I have the disease! I've still got at least another 20 years to work before I can retire!

Poo

A man should never guess a woman's age, even in jest or as part of some Christmas Day tomfoolery.

Just too damn dangerous.