The Bad Mummies Thread

xmaslolly76

Sent my son to school this morning after he was sick in the night it was his own fault he ate his whole bag of jelly sweets knowing they make him sick if he has to many

mumOf2wonderfulkids

hey fellow bad mummies

i have been particularly bad this morning, hehe
was sooo tired this am and so warm in the bed that i pretended to DH that i wasnt feeling well so he would have to be a little late for work and take DD to school
not only am i a bad mummy, i am a bad wife too mwuahaha

mumOf2wonderfulkids

kazmc wrote: »

Well I am now THE official worst mummy in the whole world after this morning...... just ask my 8 yo daughter.

She's been rehearsing for her class assembly for months now and had a leading part as the narrator.
Soooo excited this morning, up out of bed and ready in record time.
I get to the school only to find.......... ITS BLOODY FINISHED!!!!!:eek::eek::eek:
Assumed it started at 9.30am as everyother assembly has but didnt know they had decided to start this particular one at 9am!!
My one saving grace is there were another 4 very bad mummies who also missed it, due to, I have to say, lack of correspondence from the school.

Try explaining that to 5 sobbing girls!!!
I feel awful!!!
x

ah that reminds me, it's dd assembly tomorrow, i'm going to have to get some sticky notes and plaster the house with them so i dont forget

clairehi

I'm a working mother - quite a lot of people seem to think thats about as bad as it gets :rotfl:

Spendless

xmaslolly76 wrote: »

Sent my son to school this morning after he was sick in the night it was his own fault he ate his whole bag of jelly sweets knowing they make him sick if he has to many

Does your school have the 'don't send them in for 24 hours after they've been sick'. Mine would never have gone to school on Thursdays after my nan had stuffed them all with junk on a wednesday afternoon when we visited! I decided to seperate the has been sick due to a stomach bug/illness from the being sick due to eating too much junk and def from the been sick due to a car journey. Otherwise DD would be banned from travelling in term-time .

Bronnie

If we had something nice to eat as a treat when I was little, like a punnet of strawberries, my mum always gave the biggest, best and the lion's share to my sister and I and just had a meagre portion of what was left-over herself.

I used to think, "When I'm a mummy I'm going to have the biggest and best strawberries for myself"

:o and I do :o:o

SingleSue

Our schools have that policy too.....if I had adhered to it, two of mine would never have gone to school as they have something very similar to cealiac disease (and middle son has a floppy valve, all he had to do was run or jump and out it would come exorcist style) and would throw up on a regular basis without being ill.

Lotus-eater

JBD wrote: »

Reading this thread makes me realise I've been naughty without even trying! eg cot bumpers, why are they wrong? Everyone used them when my kids were little, it was supposed to stop them banging their heads on the sides of the cot. Calpol? whats wrong with that? As long as you follow instructions why would that be bad? Are you supposed to let kids have pain and fever instead of giving them medicine? And why are baby wipes and toiletries specifically designed for babies now supposed to be bad for them? Seriously, I don't even understand what's going on here.

I haven't dared to ask, I was wondering about bonjella as well.

:rotfl:

JBD

kazmc wrote: »

Well I am now THE official worst mummy in the whole world after this morning...... just ask my 8 yo daughter.

She's been rehearsing for her class assembly for months now and had a leading part as the narrator.
Soooo excited this morning, up out of bed and ready in record time.
I get to the school only to find.......... ITS BLOODY FINISHED!!!!!:eek::eek::eek:
Assumed it started at 9.30am as everyother assembly has but didnt know they had decided to start this particular one at 9am!!
My one saving grace is there were another 4 very bad mummies who also missed it, due to, I have to say, lack of correspondence from the school.

Try explaining that to 5 sobbing girls!!!
I feel awful!!!
x

My friend never used to go to any of her daughters xmas productions. She used to tell her she was standing right at the back behind another Mum [this one only works if it's a big crowd though]. If she was reading her a story she used to hold 2 or 3 pages together so she could finish the story quicker. And if she asked her ''who is your favourite, Mummy'' she would just say ''you are'' instead of going into the rigmarole of explaining the ''I love you all equally but different'' thing.

Evansangel

Can i join? Im not officially a mummy yet, (26 days!) but during this pregnancy i have eaten peanuts... and OH has a peanut allergy

I just cant help it, i love them so much.

Im a bad mummy to be