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busenbust

ormus wrote: »

some of the qualified "techies" on here are as bright as some of the "plumbers" on here.

^:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:.

Lil306

Good thing I'm not qualified

DatabaseError

Inactive wrote: »

I note that the OP seems to have left us all for pastures new.

Apparently your "can't spell..go way..not listening...nah-ne-na-nah-nah..."argument was genuis.

Inactive

DatabaseError wrote: »

Apparently your "can't spell..go way..not listening...nah-ne-na-nah-nah..."argument was genuis.

Nah, the OP claimed to have " thick skin ".. ;)

kwikbreaks

If I stuck everybody in my ignore list who made a spelling or grammatical error it wouldn't be long until there was no forum to read

genuis indeed.

Inactive

DatabaseError wrote: »

Apparently your "can't spell..go way..not listening...nah-ne-na-nah-nah..."argument was genuis.

Pure genius ... :rotfl:

DatabaseError

//reminds himself to add [sarcasm] tags in future to avoid any confusion

Richie-from-the-Boro

The unfortunate O/P in addition to his other qualifications is also studying for his Euro Spelling Exams, that's probably why he made a mistake : -


(The correct spellings)

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Certainly, this will make the civil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should clear up confusion, and keyboards can have one less letter.

There will be growing public enthusiasm in the second year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like photograph 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, public acceptance of the new spelling can be expected to reach the stage where more complicated changes are possible.

Governments will encourage the removal of double letters which have always been a deterrent to accurate spelling.

Also, all will agree that the horrible mess of the silent "e" in the language is disgraceful and it should go away.

By the 4th year people will be receptive to steps such as replacing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During the fifth year, the unnecessary "o" can be dropped from words containing "ou" and after this fifth year, we will have a really sensible written style.

There wil be no more trouble or difficulties and everyone will find it easy to understand each other. The dream of a united Europe will finally come true.

And after the fifth year, we will all be speaking German like they wanted in the first place.

If this made you smile, please pass it on to other people

From: search for euro Spell on the net

Darksun

To be honest, most of the techies out there, qualified or unqualified are just doing this


(cc)xkcd

busenbust

Bump.

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