Fixed Penalty fine for dog fouling

Pollycat

advent1122 wrote: »

You say that now, just do a little bit, I am alright, I can control it. I only do a bit at weekends.
I am just nipping out on dog !!!!!! patrol, back in a mo. You meet with Ethel from number 30 who is equally outraged. She has been doing it for 27 years and has been in rehab twice, she thought she could control it, but it got hold of her and now she cannot pass a lettebox without depositing a padded envelope.
Stop it now before it is too late. You can still be helped.
Phone DOGPOOP ANONYMOUS. You do not have to give your name and all information is confidential.
They will help you fight the urge to post !!!!!! through peoples letter boxes.
Please give them a call.
Good Luck.

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hartcjhart

advent1122 wrote: »

You say that now, just do a little bit, I am alright, I can control it. I only do a bit at weekends.
I am just nipping out on dog !!!!!! patrol, back in a mo. You meet with Ethel from number 30 who is equally outraged. She has been doing it for 27 years and has been in rehab twice, she thought she could control it, but it got hold of her and now she cannot pass a lettebox without depositing a padded envelope.
Stop it now before it is too late. You can still be helped.
Phone DOGPOOP ANONYMOUS. You do not have to give your name and all information is confidential.
They will help you fight the urge to post !!!!!! through peoples letter boxes.
Please give them a call.
Good Luck.

PLEASE START TO LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD

I waqs walking down to the pub tonight and it happened,spoke to the guy,he told me to p1ss off,collected the poo knocked on the door he came out and i presented into his hand,.

so you are the type that will sit back and let the ferrol youth take over,sorry I will not.

what do you think of this then,

a few years back the village where I lived had a spate of car stealing, all done by the same little scrote,reported him to the cops showed video evidence and, guess what, NOTHING,a few of us waited for him caught him red handed and 'escorted' him to a field,do you know what petrol smells like ,well, we had a can of 90% water 10% petrol,tied him down and poured the mix over him,he thought it was petrol,we knew, then flashed a lighter and said, do you want to be normal or burn,

guess what no more problems. a bit OTT but did the job

Ivory_Tinkler

hartcjhart wrote: »

PLEASE START TO LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD

I waqs walking down to the pub tonight and it happened,spoke to the guy,he told me to p1ss off,collected the poo knocked on the door he came out and i presented into his hand,.

so you are the type that will sit back and let the ferrol youth take over,sorry I will not.

what do you think of this then,

a few years back the village where I lived had a spate of car stealing, all done by the same little scrote,reported him to the cops showed video evidence and, guess what, NOTHING,a few of us waited for him caught him red handed and 'escorted' him to a field,do you know what petrol smells like ,well, we had a can of 90% water 10% petrol,tied him down and poured the mix over him,he thought it was petrol,we knew, then flashed a lighter and said, do you want to be normal or burn,

guess what no more problems. a bit OTT but did the job

Your real name must be either Charles Bronson or Walter Mitty!

advent1122

hartcjhart wrote: »

PLEASE START TO LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD

I waqs walking down to the pub tonight and it happened,spoke to the guy,he told me to p1ss off,collected the poo knocked on the door he came out and i presented into his hand,.

so you are the type that will sit back and let the ferrol youth take over,sorry I will not.

what do you think of this then,

a few years back the village where I lived had a spate of car stealing, all done by the same little scrote,reported him to the cops showed video evidence and, guess what, NOTHING,a few of us waited for him caught him red handed and 'escorted' him to a field,do you know what petrol smells like ,well, we had a can of 90% water 10% petrol,tied him down and poured the mix over him,he thought it was petrol,we knew, then flashed a lighter and said, do you want to be normal or burn,

guess what no more problems. a bit OTT but did the job

You are talking more !!!!!! than the dogs are producing.
Firstly, If the guy told you to pi55 off and you then collected the poo, knocked on his door and presented it to him in his hand. A quick headbutt to your nose would surely have followed.
Secondly, If you had tied someone up, poured petrol over him and flashed a lighter you would be Bubba's play thing for the next 5 years whilst you reflect at Her Majesty's pleasure.

olly300

Lip_Stick wrote: »

I wish someone would fine my neighbour. He's the only one around here with a dog, and the trail of dog crap leads right to his garden gate. There was about 5 piles of the stuff on the path the other day, and it's only a short distance! It's a nightmare when you've got a little one on reigns, having to make sure he doesn't fall in the horrid stuff.

Report him to your council.