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Why do stupid people light bonfires during the day?

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  • So the neighbourhoud (SIC!) should kowtow.....
    Nice weather = ?????.

    Neighbours Washing? Out on a line? LIGHT A BONFIRE!

    It's the same -what ever way you look at it. Simple matter of respect for your neighbours. I dont care - I love barbequeue me but I have a rotisserie oven so no need to let the man stand outside for 2 hours, blackening the outside of meat whilst leaving the inside red and bloody raw.
    I am a cow so cannot speak Bullshine but I do recognise its smell when I come upon it.
  • mel-ons
    mel-ons Posts: 1,058 Forumite
    i was always considerate when i put all my Ex husbands clothes on the bonfire.:)
  • hartcjhart
    hartcjhart Posts: 9,463 Forumite
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    mel-ons wrote: »
    i was always considerate when i put all my Ex husbands clothes on the bonfire.:)

    :rotfl::rotfl:

    I did the same with ex wife's:j
    loads of smoke:D
    I :love: MOJACAR
  • tandraig
    tandraig Posts: 2,260 Forumite
    lol - it was nice evening and i fancied a bbq checked around and the only peeps with washing out were (weird) next door neighbours. so sent OH round to say ' we will be lighting bbq in ten minutes and your washing is still out (was around 7pm mind so didnt have to) mr weird replied 'yes ok you can have one) lmao fair play OH replied 'wasnt asking your bloody permission just warning you so you can get washing in' and walked off. by now i was weeing myself laffing. waited ten minutes while OH got bbq all ready - they didnt take washing in but shut their windows!!! so we lit it. oh boy wind blew smoke all over washing. mr weird likes to mow lawn every day in summer and always chooses when i am watching fave prog. so - am i nasty neighbour or what???
  • SpammyTheSpammer
    SpammyTheSpammer Posts: 1,773 Forumite
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    edited 20 September 2009 at 7:20PM
    tandraig wrote: »
    lol - it was nice evening and i fancied a bbq checked around and the only peeps with washing out were (weird) next door neighbours. so sent OH round to say ' we will be lighting bbq in ten minutes and your washing is still out (was around 7pm mind so didnt have to) mr weird replied 'yes ok you can have one) lmao fair play OH replied 'wasnt asking your bloody permission just warning you so you can get washing in' and walked off. by now i was weeing myself laffing. waited ten minutes while OH got bbq all ready - they didnt take washing in but shut their windows!!! so we lit it. oh boy wind blew smoke all over washing. mr weird likes to mow lawn every day in summer and always chooses when i am watching fave prog. so - am i nasty neighbour or what???

    You told them - that's polite. But I do agree with lawn mowing - one of my neighbours have the LOUDEST rotating mower (hover) in the UK and then use a LEAF BLOWER to move the grass cuttings around. Always on a nice day when I am sitting out topping up my tan and tring to get some more beeeeeeuuuty sleep
    I am a cow so cannot speak Bullshine but I do recognise its smell when I come upon it.
  • mel-ons
    mel-ons Posts: 1,058 Forumite
    hartcjhart wrote: »
    :rotfl::rotfl:

    I did the same with ex wife's:j
    loads of smoke:D
    and lots of fireworks.:D oh what a feeling of pure satisfaction.
  • Pssst
    Pssst Posts: 4,803 Forumite
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    edited 20 September 2009 at 9:02PM
    We are in the dont give a toss society where people do what they like and sod anyone else.

    Chimenias (sp?)...oh yes,light one up,fuel it with logs and fill other peoples houses full of the smell of smoke.

    They get to sit out on a warm Summer/Autumnal evening but everyone else has to shut their doors and windows and take their smoked washing in.

    I'm getting some old tyres together and next time,i'll set fire to them in my garden.
  • I hate it cos it sets off my asthma........
    Blackpool_Saver is female, and does not live in Blackpool

  • Neighbours Washing? Out on a line? LIGHT A BONFIRE!

    It's the same -what ever way you look at it. Simple matter of respect for your neighbours. I dont care - I love barbequeue me but I have a rotisserie oven so no need to let the man stand outside for 2 hours, blackening the outside of meat whilst leaving the inside red and bloody raw.

    Neighbours washing out, of course they should not light a bonfire you muppet. That is not what I was saying at all.

    It is your dumbass mate who expects everyone to bend over backwards to accomodate her backwards eating habits. She is the selfish one.
    "There's no such thing as Macra. Macra do not exist."
    "I could play all day in my Green Cathedral".
    "The Centuries that divide me shall be undone."
    "A dream? Really, Doctor. You'll be consulting the entrails of a sheep next. "
  • tandraig wrote: »
    lol - it was nice evening and i fancied a bbq checked around and the only peeps with washing out were (weird) next door neighbours. so sent OH round to say ' we will be lighting bbq in ten minutes and your washing is still out (was around 7pm mind so didnt have to) mr weird replied 'yes ok you can have one) lmao fair play OH replied 'wasnt asking your bloody permission just warning you so you can get washing in' and walked off. by now i was weeing myself laffing. waited ten minutes while OH got bbq all ready - they didnt take washing in but shut their windows!!! so we lit it. oh boy wind blew smoke all over washing. mr weird likes to mow lawn every day in summer and always chooses when i am watching fave prog. so - am i nasty neighbour or what???

    Not really, but your OH needs to learn some manners. If he spoke to me like that on my property I'd kick the [EMAIL="tw@t"]!!!!!![/EMAIL] up the !!!!.
    "There's no such thing as Macra. Macra do not exist."
    "I could play all day in my Green Cathedral".
    "The Centuries that divide me shall be undone."
    "A dream? Really, Doctor. You'll be consulting the entrails of a sheep next. "
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