MSE Pregnancy Club XVI

mermaid85

lou66 wrote: »

Ea Sandwich was pretty good ham and philadeipha, also had a sasuage roll from greggs this morning, Going out for lunch tomorrow as a nurse is off on hoilday for three weeks then I go on ml so we wont work together for a while. It's sinking in even more and more, As any one else or did anyone else get like a corkscrew like pain just above their lady part ( I call mine a flower) which makes my best mate scoff and laugh everytime and say if that's a flower then I am the pope

lol love it when people call it a flower... I call mine a wandango or bumbalore lol

kindofagilr

Redstar that is class lol I need to talk to OH about that cos I DO NOT want MIL there when I am in labour! She is the kind of person who will not listen either!

Sarah_Joanne

Wandango, I like that!!

Redstar I wouldn't have felt guilty at all! You specifically said you didn't want them there beforehand and they turned up anyway - I think that's a bit rude.

Evansangel

mermaid85 wrote: »

I used the clear blue tests that tell you how far you are, and got 1-2 weeks on the Monday and 2-3 on Friday so must have been about 2 weeks then which is from when you conceived, not pregnancy tims just to be confusing. Don't get why we count from last period so are 2 weeks pg before conceiving? Anyone got any info on that or is it just another one of them things designed to confuse

Apparently they are rubbish according to the sonographer at my early scan, she said they always give the wrong dates out.

redstararnie76 wrote: »

Hi - Fidget, I normally wouldn't say boo to a goose, but I was really concerned last time round about my MIL coming in when I was in labour, so I got DH to tell her as clearly as possible (but politely!) that I really wouldn't be in the mood for visitors until I had recovered from the labour. It still didn't stop her and I remember being in the throes of labour - still no baby at that stage and in a lot of pain (after about - oh 6 hours in hospital) being told by the nurse that my MIL and family were waiting patiently outside and did I think they could come in yet - perhaps they could help and I shouted really loudly 'NO, THEY CAN SOD OFF!.
In the 4 years since, I've never actually found out their reaction, and hopefully they won't want to come in this time. (I did feel guilty later).

:rotfl: :rotfl::rotfl: Well done for telling her! :rotfl:

mermaid85 wrote: »

lol love it when people call it a flower... I call mine a wandango or bumbalore lol

Words i've used for vagina:
Vaj
Fanny
Mink
Foof
Area
:rotfl:
When i was young i used to say 'Mooey'

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Sarah_Joanne

Sorry EA but I really don't like vaj! That sounds awful.

I used to say flower actually but since this forum I (and DH!!) have been saying foof! (Not that I talk about it that much :rotfl: )

And when I was little it was tuppence. I really don't know what to use if we have a girl.

kindofagilr

I call mine a foof and OH's is a Peen and he does a Peeny dance for me everything night lol

Evansangel

Haha i dont actually use it in outside life, when im trying to disgust OH i use the word Vaj lol.
In outside life i usually say area or foof lol. (or if im really embarrased i say 'my thingy' haha)

OH's is a peeny or a woo (dont kno how that came about lol)

kindofagilr

LOL I love the convo on here

lou66_2

Ea I also used to call mine a mooey when I ws little but got confused one day and said I had a sore mary , with my mums friend in the car and her name was Mary !!!! I did not live that down for years. Me and other half call each other parts names as well but think he would kill me if i put them on here but he has been known to call his dangling parts ninja testicles so you can imagine the rest. Only hope you lot never met him now.

Evansangel

lou66 wrote: »

Ea I also used to call mine a mooey when I ws little but got confused one day and said I had a sore mary , with my mums friend in the car and her name was Mary !!!! I did not live that down for years. Me and other half call each other parts names as well but think he would kill me if i put them on here but he has been known to call his dangling parts ninja testicles so you can imagine the rest. Only hope you lot never met him now.

My OH calls his weird names to. Like 'giant sausage' Dont know where he got 'giant' :rotfl:

He's sat right next to me but i dont think he's looking at the screen. He's talking about xboxes to a guy at work :rolleyes:

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