MSE Parents Club Part 5

Becles

Buttonmoons wrote: »

Dunno why she always talks about herself in the 3rd person, thought you had to be super rich and posh before you did that

LOL - Charlotte does that!

"Charlotte wants juice now please"
"Charlotte wants to go in Charlotte's bed"
"Charlotte wants to go and play in the sand"
and so on.

She can dress herself, and goes N U T S if I try and assist, all I get is "ILL DO IT MYSELF!" and we use velcro trainers She can't wipe her butt yet though!

and the only time she doesn't talk in the third person is when something like this happens and you try and help her and she yells "I doooooo it" :rotfl:

Oh and I've noticed she has started with the "Whys" and "Wheres"

"Muuuum your bum smells like cheesey pie" <--- Yes she said that to me today. It bleeming does not!!

:rotfl::rotfl:

Charlotte did a runny commentary when Craig got changed:
"ooh there's Daddy's trousers"
"ooh there's Daddy's legs"
"ooh there's Daddy's knickers"
"ooh there's Daddy's bum"
then he turned around
"ooh there's Daddy's errmmm...... Daddy's ermmmmmm ......... Daddy's ermmmmm.
Ah Daddy's got a teddy bum."

We were thinking "eh?" then realised her favourite teddy has got a small tail, so I'm calling him teddy bum now :rotfl::rotfl:

cazscoob

hes allergic to everything he has started to come out in blisters when he is given food. its the doctors budget im talking about they are refusing to give her it at the moment? she is a single mum on benifits and the dad decided he didnt want a baby only to go and get another girl pregnant within 3 months! so she cant afford all that esp when he will need 6 tins a month!

cazscoob

this is the terrible 2 today look how skinny he is and erin is a BF baby so really he should be bigger than her!

scruffy96uk

Buttonmoons wrote: »

Is it you who's selling it? I'm sorry I said you might pee in it if I questioned your P&P I'm embarrassed now!

No you dafty that is the reply I got from the seller, when I asked them about the postage!!!

tiamai_d

Caz that is terrible!!! Can you email your local MSP for your sister? Or newspaper. Shame them into giving him the milk? That is sickening. :mad::mad::mad:

Dear NHS, why did you let a child become ill when you could have helped him? Oh we were too tight to pay £26 for special milk but it's ok, we're still handing out methadone to addicts and fixing them back up when they OD :mad::mad::mad:

Find out who your MSP is.

Buttonmoons

scruffy96uk wrote: »

No you dafty that is the reply I got from the seller, when I asked them about the postage!!!

Ooooops! LoL. Think I might actually buy that though, hoping it's nearby or I'll send my dad to get it hehehe.

searching_me

just finised having a huuuuuge talk with philip he says maybe i should have a word with her and put my point across ... i just dont wanna start nothing x

Sami_Bee

ladybirdintheuk wrote: »

I may have to start eating runner beans for breakfast as well as lunch and dinner at this rate. Good thing you can freeze them. In fact I've just found a recipe for runner bean chutney. So it's a choice between runner beans for breakfast now, or chutney for every meal once the harvesting season stops ... it's a tough choice Maybe you can make runner beans into pancakes?!

I wonder what they taste like covered in choc

Becles wrote: »

Charlotte did a runny commentary when Craig got changed:
"ooh there's Daddy's trousers"
"ooh there's Daddy's legs"
"ooh there's Daddy's knickers"
"ooh there's Daddy's bum"
then he turned around
"ooh there's Daddy's errmmm...... Daddy's ermmmmmm ......... Daddy's ermmmmm.
Ah Daddy's got a teddy bum."

We were thinking "eh?" then realised her favourite teddy has got a small tail, so I'm calling him teddy bum now :rotfl::rotfl:

so now we knoe ur OH has a small tail

tiamai_d wrote: »

Caz that is terrible!!! Can you email your local MSP for your sister? Or newspaper. Shame them into giving him the milk? That is sickening. :mad::mad::mad:

Dear NHS, why did you let a child become ill when you could have helped him? Oh we were too tight to pay £26 for special milk but it's ok, we're still handing out methadone to addicts and fixing them back up when they OD :mad::mad::mad:

Find out who your MSP is.

What she said!!

Today Chris said he wanted to watch me change Eds nappy so he could "see if his winky is the same as mine" then while we were at my friend he kept going on saying her LO's nappy needed changing and he would help, I think he wanted to see if she had a winky too :rotfl:

searching_me

also caz thats awful ... if it meant i couldnt eat my kids would get everything they need or needed x

cazscoob

buttons dont worry i thought that too pmsl!!!!!!!
tia she has hosp tom and if they dont do anything then we will have to pull all the stops out, come on theres no way a 5 month old should be 12lb???