Wol's Riverbank tales: Part 3 Restoration

Tixy

What is it with us women and exercise equipment??

Hmmm - rowing machine - that would be the item with my jeans piled on the seat (occasionally falling off and resulting in the cat nesting on them and cat hairs all over), suit trousers on the wheel and the cat food tub on t'other end!

Cross trainer (as new) -definately in the 'dining room' but at the far end and not been able to reach it for 3months (at least), currently providing a resting place for an old handbag and a dressing gown.

Ab exerciser -consigned to the shed in disgust at my inability to find my abs .

All that equipment and I still pay for gym subs (well 2 gyms actually -another useless Tixy decision:o)

Oooh strong arm boys :cool::drool:

Edit: oh no sorry to hear about the piggies - hope there is good news tomorrow at the vet. Gentle hugs for all the piggies (and you of course!)

Wol2

Tixy wrote: »

What is it with us women and exercise equipment??

Hmmm - rowing machine - that would be the item with my jeans piled on the seat (occasionally falling off and resulting in the cat nesting on them and cat hairs all over), suit trousers on the wheel and the cat food tub on t'other end!

Cross trainer (as new) -definately in the 'dining room' but at the far end and not been able to reach it for 3months (at least), currently providing a resting place for an old handbag and a dressing gown.

Ab exerciser -consigned to the shed in disgust at my inability to find my abs .

All that equipment and I still pay for gym subs (well 2 gyms actually -another useless Tixy decision:o)

Oooh strong arm boys :cool::drool:

Edit: oh no sorry to hear about the piggies - hope there is good news tomorrow at the vet. Gentle hugs for all the piggies (and you of course!)

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:....et tu Tixi...:rotfl::rotfl:

My rowing machine is piled with "stuff to ebay" boxes from over 6 months ago
My bike has yesterday's washing drying on the handlbars

:think:Maybe we should start a "Confessions of an old gym addict" thread.:rotfl:

Ahem.... although I DID cancel my gym subscription...finally :A :whistle:
Hugs Hun
xxxx

ZTD

Wol2 wrote: »

Mental note not to light a fag tonight......I can just see the headlines tomorrow....

"Farty furries firework frenzy"

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

"Piggie pumps provoke pyre...

Fragrant flames faze firefighters...."

Wol2

ZTD wrote: »

"Piggie pumps provoke pyre...

Fragrant flames faze firefighters...."

Love it!!!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Hi Z :hello:

Eloquent as ever :kisses3:

How's you?

xx

ZTD

Wol2 wrote: »

Love it!!!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Hi Z :hello:

Eloquent as ever :kisses3:

How's you?

xx

I be fine. How be you?

ZTD

Cigarettes cause cavey combustion...

Wol2

ZTD wrote: »

I be fine. How be you?

I think I have rediscovered a sense of humour...been a bit of a long time coming IYKWIM

Probably associated with getting the work back on track so less stress..(I really DO get SO stressed getting behind with work )......although the dippy tart client is :wall::wall::wall::wall::wall:...but not long to go and I will NOT EVER EVER EVER be taking on someone like that again.....


....until next time :o:o:o:o:doh::doh:




Glad to hear you're OK...;).............and hope the new phone lives up to your expectations

xxxx

Wol2

ZTD wrote: »

Cigarettes cause cavey combustion...

Hmmm..personally I'd say that's not quite as good as your earlier suggestions..but I'm sure certain socio-political groups would take issue with both of us...;)

Hands Z false moustache and an irate Beech as a substitute wig

xxx

ZTD

Wol2 wrote: »

I think I have rediscovered a sense of humour...been a bit of a long time coming IYKWIM

Probably associated with getting the work back on track so less stress..(I really DO get SO stressed getting behind with work )......although the dippy tart client is :wall::wall::wall::wall::wall:...but not long to go and I will NOT EVER EVER EVER be taking on someone like that again.....


....until next time :o:o:o:o:doh::doh:

Yup...

Wol2 wrote: »

Glad to hear you're OK...;).............and hope the new phone lives up to your expectations

xxxx

It makes calls, it receives calls, and it's a flip phone so it doesn't make calls when in my pocket - what more could I want?

And it has a whole load of frippery that I will never use - never mind...

Wol2

ZTD wrote: »

Yup...



It makes calls, it receives calls, and it's a flip phone so it doesn't make calls when in my pocket - what more could I want?

And it has a whole load of frippery that I will never use - never mind...

I still have my old Nokia...:D....and am dreading the day when I have to exchange it for some frippery :rotfl::rotfl: