Wol's Riverbank tales: Part 3 Restoration

Wol2

Bleah bleah bleah ..oooops ....sorry all was caught unawares :cool:

Good news: Builders are doing a fantabidosi job from foundations upwards.....so at least in dining room/kitchen/utility I now feel secure:T:T. Unfortunately lounge and study have to wait til next year although they also are affected.

Bad news: Ginger piggie is not well at all ......and as of today is now staying at the vets (at my expense :eek::eek:). He essentially had liposuction to remove the myriad of fatty layer tumours which one week later have been diagnosed (thankfully) as benign. Unfortunately there is now massive accumulation of fluid in his (now without fat) layer..it's horrible but he is in the best hands now.....really really hope he doesn;t give up,....all fingers and paws crossed...but realistically unfortunately not hopeful

You will not believe the amount of top totty flesh I have seen this week.....Wol passes out just thinking about it :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Loads more to tell..but mindful of brain overload :rotfl::rotfl:

Sir Numpty has been (and continues to be) a conplete star :A:A:T:T

(despite the dead..and extremely smelly... pieces of rat found in the watering can the other day _pale__pale_)

xxx

taxi73

Glad the builders are doing a top rate job for you and it helps havings lots of lovely tottie to look at xxx
Sorry to hear Ginge is still poorly hope he recovers soon xxxx
Yuck to the watering can..that's horrible.

Buffythedebtslayer

Sending hugs for you Wol hope Ginger is ok xxxx

Karmacat

Lots of hugs (well, comforting little strokes, really) to Ginger, if he's keeping going, its something.

Pieces of rat? Inexpressible! I had to laugh, Wol, sorry, had it been got at by a badger or something? :eek::eek:

I'm glad you've got top totty views to cheer you up

Nargleblast

Top totty, sunburnt to the waist, without the lumpy rear cleavage to park your bike in.......yum yum!

Meaty chunks of partially decomposed rat covered in soft, slimy fur, floating in a clear, green-tinged broth......this is not just any old soup, this is Nargle's run-off-and-barf-down-the-great-white-telephone-to-God soup - not so yum!

Sorry about Ginge, fingers crossed.

Lemon_Tree

sorry to hear about Ginge, sending you lots of hugs and my girls send Ginge lots of get well squeaks

Horace

Sorry to hear about Ginger..am sending him some healing thoughts (shh don't say anything to the others but he's my favourite:D).

Rat soup - best avoided methinks..I am sorry but if I had found it then I would have chucked the watering can out as well (not very MSE):eek:

Sorry to hear that the rest of your house is suffering from Bodgit & Scarper's shoddy workmanship - again fingers, toes and eyes crossed for a good outcome from the ombudsman. Top Totty - I would love to see some of that - there is none around here and what we do have tend to wear their jeans gunslinger style displaying cracks larger than the grand canyon:eek: (Get yourself a belt I say..its a gross sight - I also don't like girls showing their thongs either its so unnecessary - slappers the lot of them).

My business received another boost today - I am Ops Assistant for the networking group which will raise my profile, I have been asked by the venue if I would help them raise their profile and get more weddings. Oh, not sure if I mentioned yesterday I am going for Pink Approval:cool:

Nargleblast

Agree with the girls and thongs issue, Horace. I once saw a girl sitting on the pavement outside a big supermarket, talking on her mobile phone. She wore jeans which were so low slung at the back you could see three quarters of her buttocks on display with a bit of pale blue thong desperately trying to keep it all in. Everyone passing by the windows at the back of the checkouts had nearly a full moon view, and there were lots of sniggers and some "disgusting!"s flying about. When I got out of the store I was going to have a discreet word with her, but the stupid mare was still yacketing on her mobile phone so I thought "stuff you then!" and walked on to my car. If she had nothing better to do than yak on a mobile all day whilst flashing her flabby white arris for all to see then she deserved the ridicule. You would have thought she could feel the draught around her nether regions. Girls wandering around with short tops and flabby bellies hanging over their jeans or skirts also look unsightly, even if they have trim, toned and suntanned bodies, which most of them don't. Anyway, that's the invasion of the fashion police over and done with, glad to hear business is on the up for you - what the heck is Pink Approval, by the way? Is it wedding planners for gay weddings or something?

Numpty_Monkey

_pale_That rat soup stank like a busted sewer_pale__pale_

beanielou

TMI Numpty!!!
You ok?