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The Ten Commandments

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  • T.L.C
    T.L.C Posts: 84 Forumite
    the pig tax thing upset the mother in law so it was a bonus too lol :rotfl:
    "PIG TAX"
    1p2p5p saved in my pig £2 coins saving
    light bulb fully switched on nov 05 :idea:
    Official DFW Nerd Club - Member no. 087
    :eek: im debt free now
  • themaccas
    themaccas Posts: 1,453 Forumite
    Thou must not take the instrument of sloth also known as the car to go a mile down the road to the temple of sovereigns, for thou has been clothed and given legs to walk.:o



    Just lovin' the thread!!:T
    Debtfree JUNE 2008 - Thank you MSE:T
  • MinnieSpender
    MinnieSpender Posts: 2,975 Forumite
    So lovely to see this thread resurrected and with so many new fab commandments!
    :T :T :T

    Thou mayest continueth.
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
    Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 16
  • OberonSH
    OberonSH Posts: 1,792 Forumite
    I'm laughing like a loonie! This thread has really cheered me up, I'm going to print it out and give it to all my mates.

    PIG TAX! :rotfl: :rotfl:

    My own additions?

    Thou shalt not stone to death the lowly VAT officer, nor shalt thou rain curses of pestilence upon the payments department of the local council, for verily, they are as unto mentally deficit houseflies, and it is a sin to mock the afflicted.

    Thou shalt not phone the local chinese the moment thou art visited by dispair, for lo! that path hold overpriced duck, copious MSG and an empty purse.

    Thou shalt go forth and convert the heathen spenders - preach to all including work colleagues, shop assistants and that nice old lady you met on the bus. For it is a virtue to point out to fellow shoppers in a loud voice 'Ooh you could have bought that much cheaper at Netto'. Blame not MSE site for subsequent stonings.
    This year I'm getting organised once and for all, and going to buy a house with my wonderful other half. And that' s final!

    Current Pay Off Target : £1500 :mad:
  • newleaf
    newleaf Posts: 3,132 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker PPI Party Pooper
    Thou shalt pay cold hard cash for all thy purchases, for verily I say unto you the road to hell and bankcruptcy is paved with plastic and good intentions. :rotfl:
    Official DFW Nerd No 096 - Proud to have dealt with my debt!
  • T.L.C
    T.L.C Posts: 84 Forumite

    thow shalt join THE OFFICAL DFW NERD CLUB
    thow will SAY IT LOUD AND SAY IT PROUD :rotfl:
    "PIG TAX"
    1p2p5p saved in my pig £2 coins saving
    light bulb fully switched on nov 05 :idea:
    Official DFW Nerd Club - Member no. 087
    :eek: im debt free now
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