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The Ten Commandments

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  • moozie_2
    moozie_2 Posts: 3,063 Forumite
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    Thou shall not buy car mats! :rotfl:

    :D:D :rotfl:
    Leason learnt :beer:
  • Bunnie1982
    Bunnie1982 Posts: 1,671 Forumite
    This is great, made me and my other half smile
  • oops_a_daisy
    oops_a_daisy Posts: 2,460 Forumite
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    love this thread - made me laugh especially the stardrops one


    moozie wrote:
    :D:D :rotfl:

    you must explain that one to me ???


    my addition to the ten commandments

    thou shalt not walk past a penny on the floor as a penny on the floor is nothing untill it is added to ones penny collection :rotfl:
    :cool: Official DFW Nerd Club Member #37 Debt free Feb 07 :cool:
  • Chrismojam
    Chrismojam Posts: 821 Forumite
    If thy must go to the flicks (instead of free DVD trial) thou must a bogof code from Orange wednesday.Preferably someone elses and can only munch smart price goodies smuggled in.

    Or thou must become friends with someone who works in the cinema as they get FREEBIES and can pass them on to pals (mine does :D )
  • . Thou shalt grow Multitudes of Greens and Brussel Sprouts and Other Things in thy Pots and Grow Bags and thou shalt be Happy and Contented and as Regular as Clockwork.

    . Thou shalt not kill Slugs and Snails but in the Dead of the Night thou shalt gather them up with Enthusiasm and Cunning and before the Dawn dawneth and the Crows croweth thy will pop them over thy Neighbours fence.

    . Thou shalt Bake thy daily Bread in a Bread Maker and thy Soup in a [STRIKE]Soup Maker[/STRIKE] Slow Cooker and you will be Happy and Contented and thy Offspring will be Happy and Contented and all thy Bellies will be full to Bursting with Nourishment and Other Things and you will be as Regular as Clockwork.


    Hee hee….. :D
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  • JollyNolly
    JollyNolly Posts: 375 Forumite
    Thou shall not buy car mats! :rotfl:

    What the heck's wrong with car mats?? :confused:
    £2 coin savers club: £1.49
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  • CAFCGirl
    CAFCGirl Posts: 9,123 Forumite
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    My number one is : Thou shall not be accosted by the charity clipboard gang in the High Street. Thou are too kind for your own good, buy from a charity shop instead!
    Wealth is not measured by currency
  • Lewby
    Lewby Posts: 449 Forumite
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    JollyNolly wrote:
    What the heck's wrong with car mats?? :confused:

    I picked it up a while ago Jolly ... but I think you had to be there!!

    Another commandment;

    Thou shalt not forget who thy husband is and speak to him occasionally in between visiting thy 'place of worship'.

    Lewby xx
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  • southernscouser
    southernscouser Posts: 33,745 Forumite
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    JollyNolly wrote:
    What the heck's wrong with car mats?? :confused:

    It's a bit of a long running joke Jolly! :rolleyes:

    Not too long after my lightbulb moment I had a bit of a lapse! I went and blew nearly £70 on a set of car mats that I really couldn't afford! I wouldn't mind, but I don't even own a car! :eek:

    Only kidding about not having a car! ;)

    But the mats thing is true! :doh:
  • aimme13
    aimme13 Posts: 458 Forumite
    thanks guys this has really made me chuckle.
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