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The Ten Commandments
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This is great, made me and my other half smile0
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love this thread - made me laugh especially the stardrops onemoozie wrote:
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you must explain that one to me ???
my addition to the ten commandments
thou shalt not walk past a penny on the floor as a penny on the floor is nothing untill it is added to ones penny collection :rotfl::cool: Official DFW Nerd Club Member #37 Debt free Feb 07 :cool:0 -
beautifulgorgeous wrote:If thy must go to the flicks (instead of free DVD trial) thou must a bogof code from Orange wednesday.Preferably someone elses and can only munch smart price goodies smuggled in.
Or thou must become friends with someone who works in the cinema as they get FREEBIES and can pass them on to pals (mine does)
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. Thou shalt grow Multitudes of Greens and Brussel Sprouts and Other Things in thy Pots and Grow Bags and thou shalt be Happy and Contented and as Regular as Clockwork.
. Thou shalt not kill Slugs and Snails but in the Dead of the Night thou shalt gather them up with Enthusiasm and Cunning and before the Dawn dawneth and the Crows croweth thy will pop them over thy Neighbours fence.
. Thou shalt Bake thy daily Bread in a Bread Maker and thy Soup in a [STRIKE]Soup Maker[/STRIKE] Slow Cooker and you will be Happy and Contented and thy Offspring will be Happy and Contented and all thy Bellies will be full to Bursting with Nourishment and Other Things and you will be as Regular as Clockwork.
Hee hee…..The £2 Coin Savers Club = £346.00 (£300.00 transferred to Savings a/c)
"Some days you're a Pigeon...some days you're a Statue"
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£2 coin savers club: £1.49
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My number one is : Thou shall not be accosted by the charity clipboard gang in the High Street. Thou are too kind for your own good, buy from a charity shop instead!Wealth is not measured by currency0
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JollyNolly wrote:What the heck's wrong with car mats??
I picked it up a while ago Jolly ... but I think you had to be there!!
Another commandment;
Thou shalt not forget who thy husband is and speak to him occasionally in between visiting thy 'place of worship'.
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JollyNolly wrote:What the heck's wrong with car mats??
It's a bit of a long running joke Jolly! :rolleyes:
Not too long after my lightbulb moment I had a bit of a lapse! I went and blew nearly £70 on a set of car mats that I really couldn't afford! I wouldn't mind, but I don't even own a car! :eek:
Only kidding about not having a car!
But the mats thing is true! :doh:0 -
thanks guys this has really made me chuckle.0
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