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The Ten Commandments
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Thou shalt not feel sorry for thyself because of a cold and buy sandwiches from the expensive shop near the office.
Thou shall particularly not commit this sin when thou has got up early and made sandwiches which thou has brought to work, put in the fridge and forgotten about.
And if thou dost commit this crime thou shall not eat both. :eek:
And if thou dost commit this crime also thou shall repent all afternoon and hope that the coming of the blessed St George of Clooney be delayed for another month until the seeds of thy crime are omitted in Satans Chamber of the Gym.A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effortMortgage Balance = £0
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kathfisch wrote:Nay, thou shalt not into a pillar of salt be turned! Thou shalt be welcomed by the open arms of they who too have sinned. Together thou shalt resist the temptation of the evil that is shopping!
Fabulous thread by the way :rotfl: :rotfl:The forest would be very silent if no birds sang except for the birds that sang the best0 -
When thou hast had a few cheeky vimtos, thou shouldst remember that thou art not suddenly loaded and shouldst not buy the whole bar drinks.
Repent thy sin the next day naughty girl!!!0 -
17. Thou shalt prepare thyself and make ready, for one this way comes who is greater than thou. As prophesied, tis verily the Sainted Martin Lewis, who art NOT the Messiah, but a very naughty boy.:eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 160
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This thread has been worth my month's broadband subs on its own! The cat thinks I've lost the plot completely, but what does he know? :rolleyes:
Thou shalt not throw out thy cat food just because thine pet is having a snooty day - thou shalt stir it around a couple of times out of pet's sight, and endeavour to re-present it with sincerity, saying "ooh look, isn't this yummy, you lucky boy"!!
Same applieth to thine husband's supper, should he not eat it promptly and with relish, in due appreciation of the hours of labour involved in its sourcing and preparation.
I haven't bogged off yet, and I ain't no babe
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MinnieSpender wrote:Sainted Martin Lewis, who art NOT the Messiah, but a very naughty boy.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Genius! Always good to know there are python fans aboutDon't stress, relax, let life roll off your backs. Except for death and paying taxes, everything in life is only for now... Avenue QOfficial DFW Nerd Club - Member no. 003Proud to have become debt free... and striving to keep it that way
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Bogof_Babe wrote:This thread has been worth my month's broadband subs on its own! The cat thinks I've lost the plot completely, but what does he know? :rolleyes:
Thou shalt not throw out thy cat food just because thine pet is having a snooty day - thou shalt stir it around a couple of times out of pet's sight, and endeavour to re-present it with sincerity, saying "ooh look, isn't this yummy, you lucky boy"!!
Same applieth to thine husband's supper, should he not eat it promptly and with relish, in due appreciation of the hours of labour involved in its sourcing and preparation.
Failing that though shalst swapeth over thine cats and thine husbands dinner?0 -
Now thou art talking! :beer:
I haven't bogged off yet, and I ain't no babe
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amosworks wrote:Failing that though shalst swapeth over thine cats and thine husbands dinner?
I am a bit fussy about what the cats get fed though, vets bills & all, whereas.....Building an emergency fund and starting on the mortgage!0 -
18. Thou shalt commit to memory the Holy Psalm "Best Things in Life are Free (Baby)" by "Martin" Luther Vandross and the Archangel Janet of Jackson and hail the morning merrily while singing and dancing like a cream faced loon to the Sacred Hymn hence practising the tenet of Fat-Free Wannabe.:eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 160
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