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The Ten Commandments

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  • Chrismojam
    Chrismojam Posts: 821 Forumite
    Lewby wrote:
    Another commandment;

    Thou shalt not forget who thy husband is and speak to him occasionally in between visiting thy 'place of worship'.

    Lewby xx

    Very good Lewby............and soooooooooooooo true!!! :D
  • MinnieSpender
    MinnieSpender Posts: 2,975 Forumite
    And the Board saw it and the Board saw that it was good. And the Bush did bursteth into Flame again and addeth the following:

    11. Thou shalt not heckle from the back of the office when three days after payday everyone else is skint.
    12. Thou shalt be faithful to thy Cooker and useth the Microwave for extra storage and not for ready meals for these are the seed of Satan.
    13. Thou shalt not gaze jealously at thy neighbour's !!!!!!, even if it does resemble Kylie's. Thou shalt hasten to the Thread of Fat-Free Wannabe instead.
    14. Thou shalt do less of this :beer: and more of this :confused: when asked to go out for the third night running.
    15. Thou shalt adopt the maxim "less is more". Thou willst appear far more glam as a result.
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
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  • Thou will not buy the new wonder skin cream / conditioner / eyeshadow and remind thyself that one only has one head, one head of hair and one face that the 65,000 bottles in the bathroom can take care of just fine (probably until I'm 50!)

    This thread made me laugh!
    Quit smoking 18/08/07
  • southernscouser
    southernscouser Posts: 33,745 Forumite
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    13. Thou shalt not gaze jealously at thy neighbour's !!!!!!, even if it does resemble Kylie's.

    Can you take a pic and post it on here so I can gaze at it instead? :p:D
  • MinnieSpender
    MinnieSpender Posts: 2,975 Forumite
    Can you take a pic and post it on here so I can gaze at it instead? :p:D
    If only I knew how to attach a pic... :confused:

    :rotfl:
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
    Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 16
  • moozie_2
    moozie_2 Posts: 3,063 Forumite
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    . Thou shalt grow Multitudes of Greens and Brussel Sprouts and Other Things in thy Pots and Grow Bags and thou shalt be Happy and Contented and as Regular as Clockwork.

    . Thou shalt not kill Slugs and Snails but in the Dead of the Night thou shalt gather them up with Enthusiasm and Cunning and before the Dawn dawneth and the Crows croweth thy will pop them over thy Neighbours fence.

    . Thou shalt Bake thy daily Bread in a Bread Maker and thy Soup in a [STRIKE]Soup Maker[/STRIKE] Slow Cooker and you will be Happy and Contented and thy Offspring will be Happy and Contented and all thy Bellies will be full to Bursting with Nourishment and Other Things and you will be as Regular as Clockwork.


    Hee hee….. :D

    Loved it GF! Very very good :T :T :T
    Leason learnt :beer:
  • Chrismojam
    Chrismojam Posts: 821 Forumite
    I'll be revisiting if just for a chuckle :D
  • LookingAhead
    LookingAhead Posts: 4,633 Forumite
    And the Board saw it and the Board saw that it was good. And the Bush did bursteth into Flame again and addeth the following:

    11. Thou shalt not heckle from the back of the office when three days after payday everyone else is skint.
    12. Though shalt be faithful to thy Cooker and useth the Microwave for extra storage and not for ready meals for these are the seed of Satan.
    13. Thou shalt not gaze jealously at thy neighbour's !!!!!!, even if it does resemble Kylie's. Thou shalt hasten to the Thread of Fat-Free Wannabe instead.
    14. Thou shalt do less of this :beer: and more of this :confused: when asked to go out for the third night running.
    15. Thou shalt adopt the maxim "less is more". Thou willst appear far more glam as a result.


    Very funny! Especially the "seeds of Satan" :rotfl:
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  • System
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    Thou shalt not spend £70 on www.maccosmetics.co.uk last week with a shopping list banked of about £400 ::o
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  • Bothered!
    Bothered! Posts: 170 Forumite
    Thou shalt not bother to put on make-up nor do ones hair then thou shalt not need to find an excuse to go out ! :rotfl:
    Official DFW Nerd - Member no. 045 :p

    Total debts ???***
    Well I think they are going down, only time, a divorce, selling up & moving on will tell !!

    Forever optomistic.... Positive thinking.
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