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The Ten Commandments
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Bothered! wrote:Thou shalt not bother to put on make-up nor do ones hair then thou shalt not need to find an excuse to go out ! :rotfl:
Nay, brother, nay, I say, and thrice nay!
16. Thou shalt always applyeth lipstick and coif thine hair for the coming of St George of Clooney is imminent. And thou must be ready.:eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 160 -
MinnieSpender wrote:Nay, brother, nay, I say, and thrice nay!
16. Thou shalt always applyeth lipstick and coif thine hair for the coming of St George of Clooney is imminent.
I've got tears running down my cheeks
Very funny thread, keep it up !0 -
Thou shalt read religiously the mutterings of Martin Lewis and utterings of DFW'ers to keep thee from straying from the paths of righteousness.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours a***.
Thou shalt get thy mother to buy all her needs on thy Reward Card of the House of Boots and then spend thy spoils with light heart to prepare for the coming of Lord Clooney for thou hast heedeth the most sacred commandment of all.
:money:
Hilarious thread.......made me laugh out loud!!!0 -
thanks for this, it really made me laugh! :rotfl:
Edit: I've just thought of another one 'Thou shalt not raid thy 20p jar just because thou hast not been paid yet. Whatever thou wantest, can wait a few days!'DFW Nerd no 239.....Last Personal Debt paid off Nov 2012!
Donated 50 pints so far.... gold badge got 17/11/13! Blood Group O+
mummy to 3 cats, 2 budgies and a cockatiel0 -
If thou hast sinned by going madeth with paypal on the ebay, then thou must re-list items for sale that thou does not really needethProud DFW Nerd #62
Became Debt Free in Oct 2006 - uni was hard - financially!! Now need to start again.... :rolleyes2
PROUD TO BE DEALING WITH MY DEBTS0 -
thou shalt ban sugar and clean thy teeth to save on new dentist charges.
thou shall wear jumpers instead of turning heating on.
thou shall only go out to free events and take a picnic.0 -
Thou shalt not posteth stories of immoral spending and foolish extravagence on thy Indebtedness Free Wannebe Boardeth unless thou wanteth to be brought down in flames or turndeth into a pillar of salt.The forest would be very silent if no birds sang except for the birds that sang the best0
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tesuhoha wrote:Thou shalt not posteth stories of immoral spending and foolish extravagence on thy Indebted Wannebe Boardeth unless thou wanteth to be brought down in flames or turndeth into a pillar of salt.
Nay, thou shalt not into a pillar of salt be turned! Thou shalt be welcomed by the open arms of they who too have sinned. Together thou shalt resist the temptation of the evil that is shopping!
Fabulous thread by the way :rotfl: :rotfl:Don't stress, relax, let life roll off your backs. Except for death and paying taxes, everything in life is only for now... Avenue QOfficial DFW Nerd Club - Member no. 003Proud to have become debt free... and striving to keep it that way
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Thou shalt not wander into M&S (or any other shop....eth) and spy nice top-eth...then lament about-eth how life will never be the same-eth again unless thine has said nice top-eth.
Thine will learn-eth that nothing has changed-eth in the 5 minutes since thine strolled into shop-eth.Bank Balance: In the black for the moment.
Sainsburys Loan: Cleared July 2010
Credit cards: AMEX Airmiles Card: direct debit set to clear balance monthly
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Thou shalt not borrow money when thou knoweth thou will never be able to pay it back unless thou joins the Debt Free wannabeth board for goodeth adviceOfficial DFW Nerd - Member no. 045
Total debts ???***
Well I think they are going down, only time, a divorce, selling up & moving on will tell !!
Forever optomistic.... Positive thinking.0
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