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Debt Free & Fat Free Wannabees??

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  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    I would, if I could be bothered! :rotfl:

    Is that the excuse for the women then?

    It all depends on how much you value the big O.

    Or if you're really lucky, the big OOOOOOOO. :rotfl:
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • MinnieSpender
    MinnieSpender Posts: 2,975 Forumite
    freebird65 wrote:
    HURRAHHH!!!! :T :T :T

    Go all biblical on them??? Dost that mean thou shallst don a smock and ye veil of chastity and be henceforth known as Mary??????:rotfl: :rotfl:

    Aye, verily, my child, unless thou dost counteth Jezebel or Lilith as Bibilical ladies also!
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
    Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 16
  • MinnieSpender
    MinnieSpender Posts: 2,975 Forumite
    ZTD wrote:
    It all depends on how much you value the big O.

    Or if you're really lucky, the big OOOOOOOO. :rotfl:

    Oh dear - freebird, shall we tell him the real secret? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
    Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 16
  • Batfink
    Batfink Posts: 367 Forumite
    Well done Minnie. :)

    Let me get this streight..... slim, witty, obviously sexy and single.

    DFWM seeks DFWF, own house, car and teeth, enjoys nights in, regular gym attendance - looking for love.

    Phil x
  • freebird65
    freebird65 Posts: 1,751 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    Oh dear - freebird, shall we tell him the real secret? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:



    Has it got anything to do with having something more than Sainsbury's????:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
  • Batfink wrote:
    DFWM seeks DFWF, own house, car and teeth, enjoys nights in, regular gym attendance - looking for love.

    Phil x


    Dear DFWM

    I read your advert with interest. It takes guts to admit to wanting to meet a woman with her own house, car and teeth. I wish you luck in your quest!

    You sound like a catch though! ;)
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
    Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 16
  • freebird65 wrote:
    Has it got anything to do with having something more than Sainsbury's????:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


    :D

    Phnarr!!!!
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
    Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 16
  • MinnieSpender
    MinnieSpender Posts: 2,975 Forumite
    Anyone else interested, please leave your name below. I'll be having a raffle on Sunday and will let you all know who's won the delightful me!


    Number 72.

    Who is that, please?
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
    Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 16
  • ZTD
    ZTD Posts: 24,327 Forumite
    Number 72.

    Who is that, please?

    No me - I'm 69.













    And predictable. ;)
    "Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
    "We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
    "Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky."
    OMD 'Julia's Song'
  • MinnieSpender
    MinnieSpender Posts: 2,975 Forumite
    ZTD wrote:
    No me - I'm 69.













    And predictable. ;)

    Ooh, ZTD. Now that you've come out about being a man, you've gone all frisky on us all! :rotfl:
    :eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:
    Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 16
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