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Debt Free & Fat Free Wannabees??
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With a Ray in my arms, those inclinations are not too likely for the time being......as a fellow connoisseur I'm sure you understand
I'm not too sure how I managed a little head turning either - being old an' all - albeit currently on a break from floozieing. Mysterious creatures these men!
Good luck with the weigh-in......
And now....it's Friday.....and it's time to play!:beer: :beer:0 -
You're so lucky. No Rays in my life. Although Number One Ray is now advertising breakfast cereal. How did that happen? Never mind - Vincent is back soon! Hurrah! I will enjoy vicariously.:eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 160
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Maybe it's a subtle hint to ......erm......what one should go and do with him:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:0
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Eh? You mean go and "do" cereal with him? Ooooh, I SO would!:eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 160
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Well.....it's either that or he's gay!!!:rotfl: :rotfl:0
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He's married to the lovely Mrs Winstone (lucky, lucky woman! We salute you, lady!) so not gay.
Sadly, all the single men left in my age group are indeed gay. Or strange.:eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 160 -
Weigh in success!
TWO lbs off!
Hip! Hip! ....:eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 160 -
MinnieSpender wrote:Sadly, all the single men left in my age group are indeed gay. Or strange.
So what's the excuse for the women..?
I'd bet you, there are men of your age out there saying to themselves "The only single women left in my age group are lesbian. Or strange."
Go all Biblical on them - seek and ye shall find."Follow the money!" - Deepthroat (AKA William Mark Felt Sr - Associate Director of the FBI)
"We were born and raised in a summer haze." Adele 'Someone like you.'
"Blowing your mind, 'cause you know what you'll find, when you're looking for things in the sky." OMD 'Julia's Song'0 -
ZTD wrote:Go all Biblical on them - seek and ye shall find.
I would, if I could be bothered! :rotfl::eek: What if the hokey cokey is what it's all about? :eek:Official "Bring back Mark and Lard NOW! or else (please)" Member 160 -
MinnieSpender wrote:Weigh in success!
TWO lbs off!
Hip! Hip! ....
HURRAHHH!!!! :T :T :T
Go all biblical on them??? Dost that mean thou shallst don a smock and ye veil of chastity and be henceforth known as Mary??????:rotfl: :rotfl:0
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