Weekly Flylady Thread 5th January 2009

toottifrootti

The three bears

A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning...

Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table.
He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots? It was Mummy Bear who got up first. It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house. It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee. It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen. It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants. It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
'It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.
'And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once....





'I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!

Valli

I'm going out in the FREEEEEZING cold now to pick DS up from GFs...

Liberty9515

Liberty9515 wrote: »

Friday - Spare rooms and kiddies rooms
Level One
Strip the bedsheets and wash them!---TD is outside backdoor in porch, need to have kitchen door open to run extension lead, too bloody cold today!!!!
15 minutes floordrobe clearance-- DONE
Level Two
Vacuum the floor you can see - probably tomorrow
Fill a binbag with stuff you no longer need and get rid!---more than 2 binbags, have halved the amount of clothes in DS's room, cos he grows too bloody quick!
HHI .. catch up!!
Level Three
Wash any curtains/blinds that are in need -have washed my bedroom curtains for first time and they have been there years!:o Now languishing on the floor, need to be ironed and hung back up - Please kick me!
Drag all the tat from under the bed and put it in its rightful places- I have under bed drawers, tat is all hidden away!:D
Straighten books shelves/games etc -Work in progress
Extras

1. Wash dirty windows- Wonderwoman I am not!
   
2. dust away all the cobwebs and dust-spiders duly evicted!
   
3. Wipe the paintwork and grubby sticky hand prints -hey I'm on me knees here, cut me some slack!:eek:
   

As I am having kitchen 'done over' tomorrow I have removed all contents of kitchen drawers/cupboards and stacked everything in the dining room. Its quite depressing looking at the mess that this has made, in what was becoming a slightly tidier home. I am sure it will be worth it when its done! LOL

Thanks all for the birthday wishes!:D

boddy

toochoosy wow thats a brilliant job youve done on your lounge.

mumoffour77 Sending you healing vibes and hugs.

embb Sorry to hear about DS1s job.

pigpen Hope you manage to have your night out.

Think I will have an early night with my book and a hot chocolate. Have got the heating on but cant get warm .

pigpen

boddy wrote: »

pigpen Hope you manage to have your night out.

I might go tomorrow.. I am freezing!

mOZzy_2

toots i love it :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

pigpen

DD2 and friend have made a tent in the front room using dining chairs and throws! ... lol.. they are sitting inside it chatting away.

DD1 and friends are running about shrieking and behaving like morons...

loki13

Toots :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Pigpen, you should go out now

AnW'sMum

Hi Guys

Going to skim from pg 91 :eek: :eek: also need to catch up with my mate and get a drink, not long been in from work.

Toots thanks so much, you know what for

toottifrootti

AnW's Mum You're welcome honey - put your feet up and chill!!!
toots xx