DWP employment waiting list

venus_in_furs

Maybe we should all make some placards...meet up...go to the dwp headquarters and PROTEST!! Maybe then we might get somewhere...if not maybe just prison, but i've heard the food is very good there

sweetikklemunchkin

venus_in_furs wrote: »

Maybe we should all make some placards...meet up...go to the dwp headquarters and PROTEST!! Maybe then we might get somewhere...if not maybe just prison, but i've heard the food is very good there

if we do im bringing my own soap, i dont swing that way :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

venus_in_furs

sweetikklemunchkin wrote: »

if we do im bringing my own soap, i dont swing that way :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Suit yourself I like swinging all ways..especially when it comes to other peoples soap!!!!!

Anyway, i will be the one chained to the gates with a Greenpeace t-shirt on. We need some catchy slogans really...hmmmm....

sweetikklemunchkin

venus_in_furs wrote: »

Suit yourself I like swinging all ways..especially when it comes to other peoples soap!!!!!

Anyway, i will be the one chained to the gates with a Greenpeace t-shirt on. We need some catchy slogans really...hmmmm....

:rotfl::rotfl:i will be the one grinning coz i got handcuffs on :rotfl::rotfl:

counterfeit

venus_in_furs wrote: »

Suit yourself I like swinging all ways..especially when it comes to other peoples soap!!!!!

You go up in my estimation with every passing day

Anyway, i will be the one chained to the gates with a Greenpeace t-shirt on. We need some catchy slogans really...hmmmm....

How about - The DWP stink of P.

They may get better when I put on my rapping head!!!

venus_in_furs

counterfeit wrote: »

You go up in my estimation with every passing day



How about - The DWP stink of P.

They may get better when I put on my rapping head!!!

Well.....i do try...i am preeeeeetty liberal with my use of different soaps.

You could be the lyrical genius of the group...i like your style...maybe put some of your raps to music and we have guaranteed front page news!!

I liked that line anyway...catchy... think maybe a few more lines to go with it, how about: 'The DWP stink of P, give us our jobs so we can have some Moneeey!!!!'

VictoriaPlum

Is there anyone on this thread from Fife?? I applied for both AO and EO roles back in July and managed to successfully fly through both.

I'm 21st on the EO list, but don't know where on the AO list as they didn't put a number on that letter and no one is answering their phones in Newcastle!!

I've got my Criminal Checks through and I had a phonecall from a Job Centre office in Dunfermline asking on my preference of office (this was about a month ago). He said they'd be sending out letters the following week stating my start date. Needless to say, this never happened and when I phoned, a lady answered saying the gent I'd spoken to was 'on holiday'.

I asked her when it would be likely that I would get communication from them again and was it wise to look for another role since this was taking so long? She said she didn't know and was completely unhelpful.

Anyone else know what's going on in Fife? I wondered if I should pop in to my local branch and just ask if they already have new EO's working there - at least that way I'd get a straight answer, but they might think I'm a bit weird!!!!

counterfeit

VictoriaPlum wrote: »

Is there anyone on this thread from Fife?? I applied for both AO and EO roles back in July and managed to successfully fly through both.

I'm 21st on the EO list, but don't know where on the AO list as they didn't put a number on that letter and no one is answering their phones in Newcastle!!

I've got my Criminal Checks through and I had a phonecall from a Job Centre office in Dunfermline asking on my preference of office (this was about a month ago). He said they'd be sending out letters the following week stating my start date. Needless to say, this never happened and when I phoned, a lady answered saying the gent I'd spoken to was 'on holiday'.

I asked her when it would be likely that I would get communication from them again and was it wise to look for another role since this was taking so long? She said she didn't know and was completely unhelpful.

Anyone else know what's going on in Fife? I wondered if I should pop in to my local branch and just ask if they already have new EO's working there - at least that way I'd get a straight answer, but they might think I'm a bit weird!!!!

Have you read the last 5 pages of this thread? If not, you should and quickly.

sammy65

Divinelistic wrote: »

Hi guys,

just wondering...i recieved a call from manpower inviting me for the written test for the last EO london position.....but the funny thing about this call is that the guy said my passport photo must be signed and stamped by either an accountant,Gp or a solicitor......is this a new rule or what cos is a bit strange.....as for the irc...am just too lazy to check my inbox....but is the last EO posted in the london region....any feedback is well appreciated.the test is at Hilton Hotel croydon.

I was told on the phone to bring my passport and a passport photo, and am going for the Lit/Num test on Thursday at the Thistle Hotel.

But now your post is making me think about phoning them tomorrow and double-checking this whole passport + photo thing.

counterfeit

venus_in_furs wrote: »

Well.....i do try...i am preeeeeetty liberal with my use of different soaps.

You could be the lyrical genius of the group...i like your style...maybe put some of your raps to music and we have guaranteed front page news!!

I liked that line anyway...catchy... think maybe a few more lines to go with it, how about: 'The DWP stink of P, give us our jobs so we can have some Moneeey!!!!'

My name is Nick
And I'm getting sick
of all this delay
Tell me today
Do I have a job
Or do I stay a slob