Anyone getting stocked up on food etc just in case?

scousethife

fc123 wrote: »

When I see this stuff, I always wonder what the (probably) Chinese factory workers think of us in the west. That we spend hard earned £££ on these strange things that have no useful purpose....not dissing your new toy Scouse...just a late night thought.

You know I think things like that too actually!

Then I think, right you've had your 4 second brew break get back to the 20 hour shift you chinese [EMAIL="b@stards"]b@stards[/EMAIL] I wont my zombies :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Belive me mate they love western things and lifestyle

themanbearpig

Cleaver wrote: »

6 months food supply (including tinned tuna & tinned hot-dogs) - £103.45
Matches & Lighters - £2.34
Lots of other stuff - £27.87

Mentalists who stock food, lick car windows and have a shotgun - Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard.

... until the credit card bubble bursts and you lose your job...
....by then it will be too late

PasturesNew

About 3 years ago I wanted to play with a RoboRaptor.... they were about £60-70 so I knew I wouldn't get one. Then I got a lead ... they had them on display/to touch and play with ... in M&S. So off I set. Into M&S, up the stairs... target spotted. Went over, fiddled, batteries dead. I asked the assistant to put new batteries in it, then I took it over to the ladies lingerie department where I sat down on one of the model plinths. I sat and played non stop with that for about an hour.

Nobody stopped me, nobody questioned it: mad middle-aged woman playing with RoboRaptor, completely entranced, in lingerie ... be aware, but stay away.



Brilliant it was.

PasturesNew

MrsGenerali wrote: »

Hands off, he's taken!

He is a smooth talker, handsome, witty and surprisingly modest too.

ha ha ha ha ha ha

oldMcDonald

*smirk*

Generali - you should thank your AE for this post!

ShimSham

:T Thanks guys, this is the funniest thread I've read in a long time.

Zelie

auntymabel wrote: »

It's just the liver you can't eat. Same with bear's liver.

Only eat HPIer's livers. Gottit.

*loads gun*

mandragora_2

dopester wrote: »

I love my dog. and have a doggy-food stockpile which I think could see her rationed through 6 months, until the chav gangs are dead or very weak.



Exactly.



Another of my food-stashes - with loads more in the garage.



I hope none of you come to know real hunger - if you do, keep me in mind, feasting away, with boxes of honey, sugar, tea, coffee.. and loads of tinned foods.. rice, pasta, flour... all the stuff the chav-gangs will have commandeered by the time you get to the emptied supermarkets with the other panicked masses.

Jeepers.

is it my imagination or are those boxes of dog food actually called 'Bonkers'?:rotfl:

elisebutt65

OMG - Had to subscribe to this totally hilarious mentalist thread!!!

And btw as my 13 yr old informed me that Chocolate comes from a bean, it can therefore be counted as one of my five a day:D. Unfortunately it would never last long enough to be stockpiled in this household:o

oldMcDonald

Dopester

You need to get that doggy chow into some tins (everyone has sweetie tins laying around after Christmas), else you will have no dog food but very fat mice!

......unless the plan is for the dogs to eat the mice?