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What's the strangest "substitute" item you've been offered on your home delivery?

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  • chelle333
    chelle333 Posts: 1,383 Forumite
    OMG i had a really good laugh at this thread :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  • Abbafan1972
    Abbafan1972 Posts: 7,148 Forumite
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    OMG this thread is just so funny. :rotfl:

    Haven't had any silly subs yet, but have had plenty of "freebies" that I haven't ordered.
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  • Just been sent a single no '9' candle as a substitute for a packet of birthday candles and holder. Absolutely useless to me, all I wanted was one candle to put on my mums 70th birthday cake. :(
  • jimbms
    jimbms Posts: 1,100 Forumite
    My sister had the best one, ordered some pampers and they substituted a pack of 5 condoms.
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  • ootie
    ootie Posts: 566 Forumite
    Oh my, I've just gone through the whole of this thread, never laughed so much in ages!

    :rotfl:

    Off to start an on line shop now, substitutions accepted.
  • Petlamb
    Petlamb Posts: 922 Forumite
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    Hehe, this has been an incredibly funny thread I have to say!

    We've not had any especially outlandish substitutions yet, but we did get some coco pops on offer - it was the small boxes in Asda, they were on one of those 2 for £xx deals, which was a nice reduction in itself. The small boxes were the 375g ones...

    Because of the way Asda's price matching and subs policy works, when they were out of stock, they sent 2x 800g boxes for the same price! Nice!!
    On the up :D
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  • Mrs_Ryan
    Mrs_Ryan Posts: 11,834 Forumite
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    My ribs are aching from laughing - this thread is brilliant!!!

    The only weird substitution I've had was when I ordered 2 x multipacks of Skips which I like to take to work.

    They sent 5 small bags of their own brand (Tesco) prawn cocktail crisps!!! I mean if I'd ordered 12 bags of crisps why on earth would they think that 5 bags would be sufficient?!

    They also sent a half-sprayed can of Sure deodorant :eek: (that was OH's) and decided that I didnt need 4 packs of sanitary towels so only sent 2! :eek:
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  • Eeyore2009
    Eeyore2009 Posts: 267 Forumite
    i have never ordered online, i perfer to pick my own stuff, but iv had a great laugh reading this thread x
  • sarluk
    sarluk Posts: 46 Forumite
    I once ordered asda own brand hair conditioner cherry almond scent i think...and they sent black cherry blossom shoe polish instead!

    another time i ordered advacado face mask from sainsburys and they sent an actual advacado as a replacement.
  • sofababe
    sofababe Posts: 1,394 Forumite
    A pal of mine ordered 6 grapefruits for some recipe for a dinner party.....and got 6 bottles of grapefruit shower gel!!!

    Delicious!!!
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