hanging my head in shame

worried_jim

savingwannabe wrote: »

Are you ok jim?

I am fine, I hear Dawn French is so upset over the divorce to Lenny Henry that she has gone on hunger strike. Dr's have given her 24 years to live.

savingwannabe

I love Dawn French. But am glad you are ok.

Shoe_Gal

worried_jim wrote: »

I am fine, I hear Dawn French is so upset over the divorce to Lenny Henry that she has gone on hunger strike. Dr's have given her 24 years to live.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: cruel - but so funny

miggy

LOL - took me a moment

worried_jim

Glad you all liked the joke. Have £3.12p till 20th, I will be breaking out the emergency Barclaycard as bank of mum and dad are in Greece. Just had peanuts for lunch !

I see that dawn french has started doing extreme sports...

Like walking.

My mum went to London yesterday and she bumped into dawn french!

Mum. 1950 – 2010

I think dawn french is a great actress; which is strange because I don't usually like anything Lenny Henry's been in.

The claim - laughing helps to shed calories.
The proof - dawn french is always the first to hear lenny henry's jokes.

dawn french was on the news today to talk about her break up with Lenny Henry. She was introduced as 'one half of french and Saunders'.

I'm no mathematician....but I don't think that is strictly accurate.

savingwannabe

Hey i love her!!!! but it is funny i suppose. Glad to see you are back on form!

:j

Jo4

How is your blood glucose readings going these days? Are you feeling any better?

worried_jim

Have some food and cash at last courtesy of the racist pensioner neighbour. He has really saved my bacon today so I didn't mind listening to his election day rant about how the country has gone to the dogs because of all the "wogs".
Just had peanut butter and wholemeal toast-hmmmm. I can take the racist rant, just give me the toast !
I can't describe how re-leaved I am as I really was going to start going hungry as from the middle of next week. Off to perform my democratic duty in a bit, just going to watch the news one more time before making my mind up. Maybe Gordon Brown should come and meet my neighbour, then when he calls him a bigot more people will agree !

savingwannabe

Jim can you post where you live? Which city etc.

dont get cross. If you are close i can pop by with some food etc.

miggy

Hi Jim,
Sorry things are rough. Have you tried Freecycle? Have PMed you with a few ideas.