The (not so old) Crocks Cafe

altocumulus

ok, takes out carrot cake - it's well cooked.
throws chocolate cake mixture back in - it's par-cooked - so It'll be ready shortly.
takes out lemon sponge, treacle sponge and spotted !!!!!! for afters....
not to be taken to the jacuzzi you know how difficult it is to clean around the nozzles.....

The_Dragon

zzzLazyDaisy wrote: »

Oi! I was looking forward to a piece of that chocolate cake!

Oh well, I guess I'll just have to make do with a soak in the jacuzzi with a glass of champers instead

Large glasses of champagne with slices of strawberry and rose petals in all round then! (Oh waiter! bring that platter of fresh sliced fruit over to the jacuzzi as well, and my book - thank you!)

Horace

Any room in that jacuzzi for me? I am in dire need today having been trotting around hopping on and off buses and spending money:rolleyes:

I bought myself some distance glasses at the eye hospital today and due to my circumstances and the fact that I have a very complicated prescription they told me that I qualified for a voucher worth £79:j so my new glasses ended up costing me £161.80 (to think that not too long ago I was paying £400 for lenses alone:eek: ). Kindly optician at the hospital wrote out a receipt for the full amount of £240.80 and that has been sent to the Hospital Saturday Fund so that I can get some money back:j

Bought some comfy trainers today in JJB Sports too. Got quite a lot done today. Now I need to find a nice tv repairman to come and repair my telly because the on off switch doesnt work too well and I have to keep pressing it and waiting for ages until it decides to come one. It is an ordinary telly not one of those lcd flat screen thingies.

I will have a strawberry and banana smoothie please.

The_Dragon

Of course there's room! :eek: on the cost of the glasses but :T for the fact that you will get most of it back

Horace

I love this jacuzzi - it is so big:D

I shall have to look at my receipt for the trainers (I got two pairs) to see if one or both pairs were reduced. I need some comfy trainers because I am off to the Spring Fair next week and I shall be on my feet all day for several days (the fair takes place in all 20 Halls at the NEC so I shall go over the whole week because I can come and go as I please with my free pass). I may even buy lunch there and claim it back as a business expense.

M.E.

Not a good day for me so I shall remain in the virtual spa all day.
Who will join me and order a virtual lunch?
At least when I spill things someone else will clear up the virtual mess?
Can I have a real elf please.

The_Dragon

M.E. wrote: »

Not a good day for me so I shall remain in the virtual spa all day.
Who will join me and order a virtual lunch?
At least when I spill things someone else will clear up the virtual mess?
Can I have a real elf please.

We are waiting for some news re an interview Dr Dragon went to so I want the virtual massage, the virtual jacuzzi and the virtual never ending cocktails please (oh and good food, low fat and low calorie)

Horace

Fingers crossed for Dr Dragon - I had an email from the tv company today, they are going through the applications and will let me know next week. I must admit that I was rather naughty and mentioned my disability - I don't normally play that card but thought that it might just improve my chances of selection:D

I need the virtual spa today along with some fat free but delicious food - this virtual food is amazing. I also wish I had a real elf like M.E to do my cleaning, washing and tidying up - it is never ending (not helped by the fact that I am an untidy person but I actually know where everything is despite the mess).

LameWolf

Well, if we're talking elves, I'll settle for Orlando Bloom as Legolas in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

The_Dragon

LameWolf wrote: »

Well, if we're talking elves, I'll settle for Orlando Bloom as Legolas in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy.

Oy paws off! he's mine