The (not so old) Crocks Cafe

Horace

Colin - you should only do what is says on the tin and not what you think you should do:rolleyes: Hope you feel better soon and are well enough to carry out the gentle exercises:D

Why not dip your toe in the ocean its fab.

LameWolf

Hello, all.

Bee AWOL for a bit as I haven't been too good, but this virtual beach looks great. If we're doing cocktails, I'll have a Tequila Sunrise please. They always look so pretty if they're made properly.:D

It's nice that this virtual sunshine doesn't bring up my butterfly rash like the real thing does.

M.E.

Seeing as the virtual cafe is still in the Maldives and the sun is shining I don't mind if I have two or three virtual cocktails, please. Virtual money is on the counter.

Spent the morning coughing and eyes running.

Horace

Just rustling up some Sex on the Beach, Woo Woos, Tequila Sunrises, Harvey Wallbangers etc.

Sorry to hear that you have been under the weather Wolfie - have you got the dreaded flu?

zzzLazyDaisy

Mmmmmm SUNSHINE.... :j:j

I'll just slap on some sun oil and toast myself by the pool.... ahhhhhhhh bliss

lucyhope

I think I'll do the same Daisy, just turn me over when I'm done on this side :cheesy:

LameWolf

Horace wrote: »

Sorry to hear that you have been under the weather Wolfie - have you got the dreaded flu?

Thanks Horace. No, not flu, just a persistant cold, plus (how can I put this delicately) er...... ladies problems. First one in 100 days:eek::eek::eek:and it's making up for lost time, so I've been 'orribly depressed and not felt up to coming online much.

Feeling a little better today, though, so hopefully will be back to normal soon (whatever "normal" is).

Horace

Wolfie - get some chocolate down your neck - it always used to work when I had erm ladies' problems. Hope you feel better soon.

I could be a case of champagne all round (fingers crossed) as I have received an invitation to participate in a tv programme about budget weddings - I need to be free 1 day a week for 12 weeks (I can do that no problem), I have emailed and phoned so I am awaiting a call back. I can do budget as I already give advice over on the weddings forum.:D I will let you know how I get on:D

I need more than sun today - I slipped and slithered all over town today and at one point fell into a gorse bush (why couldn't I have slipped by the hebe instead because it would have been less prickly ).

I think I will just flop on this towel and tip my toes in the pool.

LameWolf

Ooh, that sounds exciting Horace - the tv programme, not the gorse bush.
Keep us posted - and don't forget to tell us when it's to be broadcast!

The_Dragon

Oooh we have a budding TV star in our midst (we are not worthy, we are not worthy!!) - can someone pass me a Long Island Iced Tea please - and just tilt that umbrella a little more this way - right where's my book?