Weekly Flylady Thread 13th October 2008

toochoosey

Ifound this for Davgirl1, hope you have a great time, im away ina couple of weeks and i can't wait

i'm now going to try and post a link to a site that has loads of smileys, it may have been mentioned before but here goes...........
no, not happening but the address thingy? is http://smileys.smilchat.net

did that work?

SarahShattered

Gryfon wrote: »

I'm a newbie to this sort of thread, does that count...sob sob :undecided No-one loves me enough to greet me!

Gryfon I refer you to my frank and honest admission that I'm rubbish with names!!! And consequently greeted everyone!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

However, since it's you, and I believe you have been very good today...

Welcome Gryfon


Does that feel better now babes??? :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Valli

Subject: Psychiatrist's Phone Message Service

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, hang up. It doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the
beep or after the beep. But please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie
down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons. You'll just mess it up.

This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least
one unstable person to show you care. (Well, my job is done. Your turn!!)

likklegibbon

!!!Why Hello Miss Gryfon!!!

Welcome to the asylum

Hope this is a big enough welcome

juliejim

Have a wonderful holiday Davgirl1!

Justamum

LilySue wrote: »

There's something slightly scarey about that post.....tiptoes back to housework feeling rather afraid :think:

Oh yes. Be afraid. . . be very afraid :rotfl::rotfl:

Justamum

Natty68 wrote: »

Welcome Ju and LilySue - can I interest you in joining the Peggies, we are a lovely little group of ladies who love our matching pegs on the washing line/airer We are trying to recruit at the moment as we are in the minority

I'm a little bit Peggie (only a little bit mind :rotfl:). I don't necessarily match my pegs by colour (unless they are the pink ones ), but I do like to match them by design - I've got half a dozen different types of peg, so if an item has two pegs on they have to be the same style. Do I qualify, or am I in some type of sub-cult :rotfl::rotfl:

toochoosey

have i missed martins tv show i thought it was on 8.oo 2night but i couldn't see it on the telly guide?

Mum_on_a_mission_2

Justamum wrote: »

but I do like to match them by design - I've got half a dozen different types of peg, so if an item has two pegs on they have to be the same style. Do I qualify, or am I in some type of sub-cult :rotfl::rotfl:

Oohh - thats me as well - so shall we have a sub-cult then??

And thanks for all the replies ladies, much much appreciated - its all new to me but now I feel much more comfortable about the process.

Moam

Justamum

cardiffmatch wrote: »

Afternoon all!

Am I allowed to join a Flylady thread, being a man and all?

Course you can . We don't have to rename if the Flyperson thread though do we? :rotfl: