Lose Weight 23

funkyfunkymonkey

Brighton_belle wrote: »

As for being off food, er you're not... you know....

Ooh err - that'd be a larf (not for Vix and Matt though).

I started on the pot noodles, Nik Naks and anything else horrendously spicy when expecting DD - embarassing really 'cos it was so noticeable the lads at work began asking before I was confirmed.

FFM

funkyfunkymonkey

Granny, have you tried having a large glass of water whilst you 'think about it' - just incase you're thirsty (sorry if you've already tried that)

I couldn't put food in my mouth and just spit it out - not at all mse, would definitely have to eat it.

FFM

funkyfunkymonkey

tagz wrote: »

Spit it out spit it out!!!!!!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: What ever would the family think? They don't know I'm eating all this pretend food - so if I start spitting it out they'll think I've lost it :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Probaby already have.

FFM

Missy™

If anyone on here starts pretending to spit out food, we will know they've definitely lost it!!!

tagz

funkyfunkymonkey wrote: »

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: What ever would the family think? They don't know I'm eating all this pretend food - so if I start spitting it out they'll think I've lost it :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Probaby already have.

FFM

I couldn't believe I did it! Def not going to use it as a diet tool though!:rotfl: I think looking at the pack of mince pies just as I bit into it reminded me of all the pastry and sugar I was about to swallow. Usually can't stand them but these were one soaked with brandy - mmmmmmm! Think I'll just have the brandy and give the mince pies a miss!

Well done on the roast dindins Vix. Have a confession - the thought of miniVix did pop into my head when you said you were off your food. Any other signs?

tagz

Missy™ wrote: »

If anyone on here starts pretending to spit out food, we will know they've definitely lost it!!!

It was due to pure guilt! :rotfl: :rotfl:

retiredlady

funkyfunkymonkey wrote: »

Hi BB, if you get a chance to 'speak' to Bails please pass on my best wishes for a speedy recovery - sounds very nasty.

From me too please!

I've been pretending to eat the purple quality streets and lindt chocolate truffles today - oh, yes and a mince pie :rotfl:

FFM

I thought I would give this a try this evening because I have been really craving chocolate. I unwrapped a largish dark chocolate galaxy, sniffed it for a bit, rubbed it over my lips, licked a little crumb off the edge - then scoffed the whole bl**dy thing:eek::mad: Do you think I have ruined the whole week now:o?

Marion:doh:

Brighton_belle

retiredlady wrote: »

I thought I would give this a try this evening because I have been really craving chocolate. I unwrapped a largish dark chocolate galaxy, sniffed it for a bit, rubbed it over my lips, licked a little crumb off the edge - then scoffed the whole bl**dy thing:eek::mad: Do you think I have ruined the whole week now:o?

Marion:doh:

:rotfl: define 'largish':D . I'm with granny on this one - it start pretending, then the real thing WILL end up in my mouth and they'll be no spitting out:rotfl:

retiredlady

Brighton_belle wrote: »

:rotfl: define 'largish':D . I'm with granny on this one - it start pretending, then the real thing WILL end up in my mouth and they'll be no spitting out:rotfl:

Oh dear :o 125g :o. Sure did taste good though:p;)

Love
Marion

Brighton_belle

retiredlady wrote: »

Oh dear :o 125g :o. Sure did taste good though:p;)

Love
Marion

Marion, there is no way you have ruined the rest of the week. Just stick to plan between now and Monday wi and I think you'll still see a loss - there is no way 1 bar of chocolate will make that amount of differencer unless you are very very close to your target weight.
I'm eating off piste today. Partly the fall out from visiting parents: I returnedwith a mum sized emergency food parcel. Shall we just say it doesn't contain any raw vegetables:o :rotfl: