MSE Parent Club - Part 2

weezl74

Sami_Bee wrote: »

is the other wotsit ur thinking of PMSL? that is P myself laughing;)

Ladies, as women who've bourne forth childrem from our, ahem, loins, I feel we need a new one of these....

I suggest: PMSDPA

(p!ss myself doing practically anything....)

anyone want to design the smilie?

JSotherhalf thanks for mattress linkie

Love weezl xxx

Sami_Bee

weezl74 wrote: »

Ladies, as women who've bourne forth childrem from our, ahem, loins, I feel we need a new one of these....

I suggest: PMSDPA

(p!ss myself doing practically anything....)

anyone want to design the smilie?

JSotherhalf thanks for mattress linkie

Love weezl xxx

:rotfl: as CG says clench clench clench:D
I personally am being most lazy and have my fingers (and legs) well and truly crossed for one of those magical gadgets when I go for my physio after bumps arrival
its no wonder OH and I don't get jiggy much how un-sexy am I!!:rotfl:

I have toothache!! boo hooo I have to wait until this evening for some sympathy from my Mummy

[Deleted User]

Sympathy coming over in big hugs!! Toothache is horrible. As a suggestion wouldn't the dentist be better than your mum?

Now we just need to clench and read, clench and read AND not laugh!

Curious_George_2

Sami_Bee wrote: »

You could always actually write your own letter to him, maybe enclose a naked photo:p :whistle:


Ps. Curious George - are you the BF mentioned in the txting about Bob the Builder?
(who by the way I'm sure has had a drunken fumble at the Christmas do with Wendy)

1, good god no! i couldnt do that to the man, i look like a hippo at the moment, plus i would actually want him to answer...not be blinded by my pink vastness!

2, no, sadly...wasnt me
personally i think wendy is in love with bob but he hasnt noticed due to his obsession with his tools... i think it would all be awkward if they had fumbled at christmas
plus... they couldnt get into the store room anyway as spud was photocopying his knackers

3, clench clench cleeeeeench!

Sami_Bee

Curious_George wrote: »

1, good god no! i couldnt do that to the man, i look like a hippo at the moment, plus i would actually want him to answer...not be blinded by my pink vastness!

2, no, sadly...wasnt me
personally i think wendy is in love with bob but he hasnt noticed due to his obsession with his tools... i think it would all be awkward if they had fumbled at christmas
plus... they couldnt get into the store room anyway as spud was photocopying his knackers

3, clench clench cleeeeeench!

I'm sure you look lovely
If spud was photocopying his bits you can guarantee he'd break the glass and get stuck - he's such a spoon!:p

Bailey - yes dentist might fix it but not sure how he'd react to a hug :rotfl:

keelykat

Sami_Bee wrote: »

I'm sure you look lovely
If spud was photocopying his bits you can guarantee he'd break the glass and get stuck - he's such a spoon!:p

Bailey - yes dentist might fix it but not sure how he'd react to a hug :rotfl:

My mom's dentist helped her take her earings off so she could be x rayed (she said he was really gentle...but i got a bit worried about how close he was getting lol)

that reminds me-that advert for chocolate or something where she kneels on the photo copier to reach for the chocolate....and it photocopies her bits....that advert really makes me feel sick lol.... put me off choccy for a bit that did!

[Deleted User]

I expect the dentist gets lots of hugs, perk of the job (so to speak).

Keeley, that might be a good tool for weight watchers to start using!

How very unrelated to parenting we are getting :-)

My_Fathers_Daughter

I am most definitely a yummy mummy today Benjamin and I have been to Boobie Club (or breastfeeding group as it is commonly known) and have been shopping for baby skin cream and sun block. I even bought a top for myself with a deep V neck to make the most of my pammie boobies (and for easy bf access!).


Can I ask what the bigger boobied ladies who are breastfeeding wear to bed? My bf bras are driving me mad...the 'top one' keeps falling out when I lie on my side IYSWIM.

nadnad

My_Fathers_Daughter wrote: »

Can I ask what the bigger boobied ladies who are breastfeeding wear to bed? My bf bras are driving me mad...the 'top one' keeps falling out when I lie on my side IYSWIM.

oh that had me laughing!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:. I know EXACTLY what you mean, i just wore bras and put up with it i'm afraid! the "top one" :rotfl:

Sami_Bee

My_Fathers_Daughter wrote: »

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Can I ask what the bigger boobied ladies who are breastfeeding wear to bed? My bf bras are driving me mad...the 'top one' keeps falling out when I lie on my side IYSWIM.

:rotfl: I have no idea but if you find a solution let me know!