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Horace

I see your point about the car but a bicycle would keep you fit.

Now you could use the M&S voucher to buy food or you could give it to your mum.

I'd watch out for those disgestive biscuits too especially if Strumpet has offered them with chocolate on and following his discussion about using his left hand for wiping his nether regiions:eek: Think I will stick to the sponge fingers:D

MrsPorridge

Horace wrote: »

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I'd watch out for those disgestive biscuits too especially if Strumpet has offered them with chocolate on and following his discussion about using his left hand for wiping his nether regiions:eek: Think I will stick to the sponge fingers:D

I've gone off the sponge fingers now :rotfl:

SmlSave

Morning!

I'm never eating biscuits from here again!:eek:

strumpet

SmlSave wrote: »

Morning!

I'm never eating biscuits from here again!:eek:

Oh come on you lot - IT WAS A JOKE!!!!!!:rotfl:

At least it was a sponge finger and not a fudge one!!!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

strumpet

Wednesday 24th September 2008

Back in a good mood this morning. Reconciled the financial disaster that was September's debt figure and moved on!

Earned another £25 yesterday - OH gave me £25 to help towards the food he scoffs when he comes to stay - I buy cheese in for him (I don't eat it myself) and wine (which I can't afford so I don't buy for me). THis was really nice of him and shows how much he recognises that I am struggling a bit! I will update my sig when I've finished this entry in the diary.

Cooked a lovely chicken casserole last night for me and OH - used pre-cooked diced chicken breast from Iceland. This was recommended by my friend and I wasn't too keen at first but I bought some to try - can't comment if you haven't tried, after all! It was dead easy to use ( you can cook from frozen) and was very nice. Coupled to that, I used half the bag and I'm having the rest for lunch today so that'll make 3 meals. Given there's a potential 3 meals left in the pack, that'll be 6 main meals for £3.50 = 58.3p/meal for the meat. The veg I added was not expensive so I reckon each meal came in at about £1 - Bargain!!!:D

OH arrived at mine last night and said he wanted to start stripping the wallpaper in the small bedroom ready for when he moves in - that'll be his room - he needs a space to put his things etc. So he started and the paper came off easily in lovely big sheets........along with half the plaster!:eek: So now I have to get the plasterer in to sort it. OH said he'd pay as he'd caused the problem. We'll have to discuss this. I don't have the money at the moment obviously! Fortunately, I know a good plasterer whom I trust to do a good job - he fixed my lounge ceiling in May when the bathroom fell through it! (Slight exaggeration!!!)

Lastly for now, I actually achieved an NSD yesterday without even trying! Must be doing something right!!!

Take care all my biscuit-scoffing darlings!

Strumpet
xxx

Horace

Morning Strumpet

Sorry to hear about the bedroom wall. At least OH has offered to pay for it considering his overzealousness with the wallpaper stripper.

To make up for my comment about choccie biccies, I have bought a box of cakes with me: cream swiss buns and rock cakes - so help yourself:D

Thanks for the tip about cooked chicken cubes in Iceland, I might give them a try myself. I had to nip to the village today because I needed a battery for my watch, so I did a bit of shopping and got veg (spuds, carrots and kale) which cost me 69p and from the butcher some steak mince and brisket for £4.50. I shall slow cook the brisket in a pan of water with seasoning, herbs, onions and carrots, I should get a dinner or possibly more out of it and any scraps can be used for sandwiches as I have run out of sandwich meat and only have jam:D

strumpet

Horace wrote: »

Morning Strumpet

I shall slow cook the brisket in a pan of water with seasoning, herbs, onions and carrots, I should get a dinner or possibly more out of it and any scraps can be used for sandwiches

Mmmm brisket - very under utilised cut of meat. Superb when cooked VERY slowly. Makes fab gravy but not as good as braising steak!

Thanks, I'll help myslef to a cream bun thanks! A minute on the lips.....

OH is looking gorgeous at the moment - he's just started Level 2 Pole Dancing classes! Keeps him fit. Pole Dancing is fast becoming a very popular "sport" for keeping fit. Develops your core strength in a way that cream filled buns do not!:rotfl: :rotfl:

lucielle

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OH is looking gorgeous at the moment - he's just started Level 2 Pole Dancing classes! Keeps him fit. Pole Dancing is fast becoming a very popular "sport" for keeping fit. Develops your core strength in a way that cream filled buns do not!:rotfl: :rotfl:[/quote]
Don't know about a pole for me, would have to get McAlpines in and have a ruddy great girder for me to prance around!!!!!!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
L

strumpet

Me too Lucielle.
I'm so unfit, Swan Hunter shipbuilders have to winch me into the bath!!! LOL

I must lose weight and get fit....
I must lose weight and get fit....
I must lose weight and get fit....
I must lose weight and get fit....
I must lose weight and get fit....

Horace

Strumpet just think of the money you could make out of OH - you could put him out to work either as naked butler or even as a pole dancer (thar's money to be made thar ye knows:D )

Pole dancing is hard work - I did it once and only once, I have my grade 1 certificate from Spearmint Rhino. They invited me to do a stripping course but when I discovered it meant removing my clothes, I thought that I would decline - the only stripping I want to do is of tatty wooden things for my home:D .