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Horace!!!
Outrageous!!!!!

Horace

It's only a birthday suit - there's nowt wrong with it except that it is a bit podgy in places:rotfl:

Dunno what the fuss is about - everyone wears their birthday suit every day its just that most of the time they hide it under clothes:rotfl:

OliveOyl_2

Actually from here, I can see some of those suits need ironing.

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OliveOyl wrote: »

Actually from here, I can see some of those suits need ironing.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

strumpet

OliveOyl wrote: »

Actually from here, I can see some of those suits need ironing.

I seem to be getting the creases out of mine by eating enough so that they stretch back out again!:rotfl:

OliveOyl_2

oooh like that woman with the red ball on telly?
how plumptious.

strumpet

Highly naffed off that I just completed a survey on YouGov and got sweet FA fro my time. And it was a boring one about films!

Tight beggars!

Horace

Poor Strumpet.

I just did a YouGov survey on employment and got 50p:j

Had to smile at lunchtime, my OH rang me from Westmoreland Services in Penrith (on his way to Edinburgh with his boss), I thought that he was missing me until he asked me for directions to Edinburgh:rotfl:

He does this a lot and rings me with silly questions because he wants directions to somewhere - look at the ruddy map, that's what I have to do:rolleyes:

Now I have filled out my podge a bit more by eating leftover soup with some bread followed by half a tin of rice pudding with a dollop of jam yum.

strumpet

Horace wrote: »

Had to smile at lunchtime, my OH rang me from Westmoreland Services in Penrith (on his way to Edinburgh with his boss), I thought that he was missing me until he asked me for directions to Edinburgh:rotfl:

There aren't many options from those services - either up or down and it's clearly not down!!! Silly Mr Horace!!!

What a day for me - went to the dentist this morning for the first of my appointments to rectify my teeth. Expecting a small filling on the right lower side. Not likely.

Dentist LIED!!!

He said he was going to do the root canal AND the extraction today instead and that he only said it would be a filling today so that I wouldn't worry all week!!!!
So I had those done to day and although there was no pain (apart from one of the 4 injections I had to have - the one where it had to go through the roof of my mouth, not into the gum!), there was a lot of pulling and grunting to get the tooth to come out.
So now I have a face like a balloon and I'm dosed up to the gills with Solpadeine, but I am SO proud of myself for getting through it. Got to gargle salt water for three days and eat no hot food for 24 hours. Bang goes the sweet and sour pork I was going to cook for OH tonight! Still, having had two bits of work done in only one appointment, I will save £30 :Don not having to do that third appointment.

On the plus side, While I was at college last night, I put my name down to take part in a forum to discuss the college's performance with regard to my course. Two hours next Thursday for which they will give me a £30 M&S voucher :Dfor my troubles. Have to drive to Manchester to do it but still quids in!

Anyone playing free Gala Bingo - they've changed the format so that the free games only occur in one room each hour rather than the usual five rooms. Now it's so difficult to get into a room to buy tickets and actually play. Rotters! Basically, it's limited the number of players to 750ish. Not good!

Ringing a peal tonight - must go and learn what it is we are ringing.

Adios amigos!

Strumpet

lucielle

hi Strumpet, loving your thread. My OH is from Knuzden so hearing about you trundling off to Rishton made me smile. How is the face doing has it gone down?
L