Single and in debt.

Ossireo

SmileyG wrote: »

In the words of Jeremy Clarkson

"Today I was surfing on the internet and I found this......"

http://www.successunlimited.co.uk/humour/girljoke.htm

There are some pretty funny things in there SmileyG :rotfl:

A personal favourite ...

Top 10 Snappy comebacks to " Why aren't you Married yet?"
10. You haven't asked yet.
9. What? And spoil my great sex life?
8. Just lucky, I guess.
7. I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
6. I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
5. I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.
4. What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
3. We really want to, but my lover's husband just won't go for it.
2. I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
1. Why aren't you thin?

SunderlandBlackCat

Buffythedebtslayer wrote: »

I can't remember the last time I was kissed for example.

That could be a blessing

MSN wrote:

Woman loses hearing after passionate kiss

A Chinese woman has partially lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss, reports Reuters.

The woman, who is in her 20s and hails from Zhuhai in southern China’s Guangdong province, went to hospital after completely losing her hearing in her left ear following the overly amorous embrace.

China Daily, citing a report in a local newspaper, quoted a doctor surnamed Li who explained that the kiss had reduced pressure in the woman’s mouth, pulled the eardrum out of place and caused the breakdown of her ear.

The doctor added that the woman’s hearing was likely to return after around two months.

The incident prompted several Chinese newspapers to dispense kissing safety advice. While kissing is normally very safe, doctors urge people to proceed with caution, the China Daily reported.

:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

eco

I wouldn't mind losing my hearing for a kiss, that's one thing i miss.

SuSu1871

My 3 year old nephew loves to give big snogs. He attached his lips to my cheek the other day and after about a minute of, well, just being there like a limpet, he looked at me and said "you taste of egg" :rotfl:

bathgatebuyer

My 4 yr old godson came out with, "Is that your husband" when he saw the pic of Fernando Torres on my phone.

Um, of course, I err, um said, "Yes".

I know, I know. So I lied to a child, sue me!

Lula-Hula

Hey people,

something very rare & exciting is happening to me this week end; DD is going to a friends for a birthday party / sleepover from 3pm on saturday to 2pm on sunday which means that I have 23 hours of being a single adult with no one other than myself to care for/consider :j.

The question is : what on earth shall I do ? My single & 'up for it' friends live too far away, married friends are too err, married with children. So I've come with a few things I could do : 1) something virtuous like go to the allotment / visit family ,2) take myself off to london & just wander & watch & spend no money :rolleyes: , 3) stay home & totally indulge myself with wine, food, reading material & the tv or 4) see the o/f & be naughty again - however i have a feeling that this may also involve a trip to see Transporter 3 :eek: .

I'm really not prepared to spend more than £10 as I have to compensate for last weeks' perfume, boots, bag & mug spree .

So, what should I do ?

sarahb123_3

Definitely 4). Would try to avoid Transporter 3 though:D

SuSu1871

Ooh Lula, you must be so looking forward to time to yourself!! I'd suggest you have the best of both worlds... be a bit virtuous by taking some allotment veggies over to your family, then rent a DVD you've wanted to see for ages. Spend the evening watching the semi finals of Strictly (come on Lisa!!) and X Factor (don't care who wins since Laura left), then tuck into some chocs and wine and watch your DVD.

Although, I have to say that if it was me, I'd sod the allotment and family and go straight for the chocs and telly option!!! :rotfl:

All in all you could have a fab gals night in for about a tenner!!

PinkTwirl

Hi Lula,

You are absolutely right. I seem to have spent my life trying to treat others well, getting a bit pooped on sometimes and then being mad as hell. I'm done being mad as hell and it would have done me more favours not to be. I find that simply saying to people when they have hurt me tends to make them mad!

I guess I've come to the conclusion that certain boundaries are for certain people. Once enough is enough, cut the ties.

I'm tired with confrontation, it gets me nowhere and there is no such thing as gently telling someone they are annnoying you for x reasons.

p.s. if o/f is what I think it is, I would suggest going with that, and taking the wine and big bar of chocolate!

Ossireo

For a bit of naughty I could easily sit through anything! :rotfl: