Single and in debt.

SmileyG_2

Thought the conversation was getting a bit depressing tonite so...

In the words of Jeremy Clarkson

"Today I was surfing on the internet and I found this......"

http://www.successunlimited.co.uk/humour/girljoke.htm

Have a look later. Hope it makes you smile. Just don't print it off and use it against us!

SmileyG

SmileyG_2

bathgatebuyer wrote: »

I'm still not even sure what it feels like to be in a relationship - LOL!!! Maybe it would change me too.

I think my expectations as far as men go were set artificially high at an early age with my Hart to Hart addiction when I was a kid. If he's not a self-made millionaire with a private jet, a Rolls Royce and a butler, then I'm not interested!

Hart to Hart? that is so Seventies:p

You'll be talking about the Six million Dollar Man next!:eek:

eco

Smiley, it's so true women do everything better than men and have to work twice as hard

sarahb123_3

Buffythedebtslayer wrote: »

Me too. bloody mobile phones.

post brought by a horse thats what I want at least I would have a chance to get stuff done in between letters !!!

Ooh no! you're forgetting the nice feeling you get when you see the little message icon on your phone! I hate the constant checking but love getting nice little messages. Horse post? I need instant gratification! Couldn't bear the mooching around sighing like the heroine of a Victorian melodrama when the post didn't come! I'm bad enough waiting for parcels to arrive.:o

skint_spice

any more requests while I'm at the bar....

Smiley, the nickname thing drives me mad. I've a male pal who calls his friends by nicknames (usually surname related) and then will introduce me to Doug, Paul, Jason etc and wonder why I've no idea who they are.

PinkTwirl

Thanks.

Things were fine up until I starting trying to "help" him i.e. how to do things. Maybe if I'd kept my mouth shut and spoken up for the important stuff only I'd be not looking at being alone.

I'm not a barrel of laughs sorry, can I have a cocktail please?

Buffythedebtslayer

sarahb123 wrote: »

Ooh no! you're forgetting the nice feeling you get when you see the little message icon on your phone! I hate the constant checking but love getting nice little messages. Horse post? I need instant gratification! Couldn't bear the mooching around sighing like the heroine of a Victorian melodrama when the post didn't come! I'm bad enough waiting for parcels to arrive.:o

Ah but you see you send the letter and know you can't get a reply for at least a week so you have a week in which to play piano buy hats, gossip and sew or what ever else they used to do, before the anxiety creeps in and you feel (in my case) fat and unloved.

Now - look at phone, check face book , check okcupid, and its not as if there is any one on the horizon!

when there is I am embarrassing with the checking !

bathgatebuyer

SmileyG wrote: »

Hart to Hart? that is so Seventies:p

You'll be talking about the Six million Dollar Man next!:eek:

I think I went straight from the adventures of Jonathan and Jennifer (and little Freeway of course) to The A-Team. Ahem, sad thing is, I had to do a presentation to my primary 1 class about my favourite tv show and there weren't many 5 year old writing about 2 randy millionaires who always managed to see their friends killed in their weirdest of situations Yup, I was what you would call 'a weird kid'!!!

Buffythedebtslayer

bathgatebuyer wrote: »

I think I went straight from the adventures of Jonathan and Jennifer (and little Freeway of course) to The A-Team. Ahem, sad thing is, I had to do a presentation to my primary 1 class about my favourite tv show and there weren't many 5 year old writing about 2 randy millionaires who always managed to see their friends killed in their weirdest of situations Yup, I was what you would call 'a weird kid'!!!

I used to watch it with my Mum!

Oh a life of luxurious crime fighting with a fab car and cute dog!

eco

Smiley, was 6 million dollar man that figure with the magnify eye?