Low Carb Diet (atkins)

Mercy

HC wrote: »

Mercy, my OH's farting has got much worse since he was diagnosed diabetic - I understand it's the drugs. Charcoal has always been the traditional remedy for this affliction, and I've threatened OH with it. I wonder if it's still available.

Dunno about diabetes but the threat of suckin on charcoal may make him go out the room to fart? :rotfl:

Alternatively, he may call the bluff and sit there sucking charcoal and farting for England. Well, that's what I'd do

M

HC_2

Mercy wrote: »

Dunno about diabetes but the threat of suckin on charcoal may make him go out the room to fart? :rotfl:

Alternatively, he may call the bluff and sit there sucking charcoal and farting for England. Well, that's what I'd do

M

I thought possibly charcoal tablets, rather than sucking on it...But if he went out of the room, that would suit me fine.

As for your last comment, you know the male sex very well.

Mercy

HC wrote: »

Talking of dogs, my most beautiful baby, Pippa (see avatar, though she's a year older than that now), is so adorably pretty but eats poo whatever chance she gets. :rolleyes: I do feed her, honest!

I don't know dogs, as a full time worker I didn't think it would be fair, although I'd love one.

Go to the pet forum on here and search 'dog' and 'eating poo' apparentli they're all at it but there's ways of changing that

Hope it all works out. Eating poo can't be good really.

She's a gorgeous ting! Nice1! Bet you're proud n happy! What a SWEETIE!

M

~daisy~_2

stewed plums and whipped cream are most delicious

Mercy

HC wrote: »

As for your last comment, you know the male sex very well.

I've worked in a male environment for longer than is properly good for one's health

And I've I've known some awkward barstewards personally

Still, if you go for the sucking on the coal - you may well win. Just so long as you present something a little less vile as an alternative once the guy in question has got thoroughly sik of sucking coal

I do know blokes. That's why I don't ave one

M

tinkerbell84

~daisy~ wrote: »

stewed plums and whipped cream are most delicious

are you still talking about the male sex? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

HC_2

Mercy wrote: »

I don't know dogs, as a full time worker I didn't think it would be fair, although I'd love one.

Go to the pet forum on here and search 'dog' and 'eating poo' apparentli they're all at it but there's ways of changing that

Hope it all works out. Eating poo can't be good really.

She's a gorgeous ting! Nice1! Bet you're proud n happy! What a SWEETIE!

M

No, I know what you mean, M. Although we had one years ago, we didn't start seriously until I was established working from home.

You're right, eating poo is not good. However, it's pretty normal in some situations. For example, puppies poo close to the nest, which means that it's a bit of a giveaway to predators. (Normally, adult dogs poo away from the nest.) Therefore, the adult dogs eat the poo, to remove the traces.

However, dog poo (and wee) smells very very interesting to other dogs - poo is covered with a delicious-smelling coating and it's almost irresistible. At the end of the day, despite her beauty, she is a very smelly little girl (both ends), but we love her soooo much. She is a sweetie indeed. Watched Rogue Traders last night and was amazed she survived. She had two of the 'terrible' and possibly fatal gastro infections (campylobacter and giardia) when we got her. Poor baby. She cost us a bloody fortune but so glad she made it.

HC_2

Mercy wrote: »

Still, if you go for the sucking on the coal - you may well win. Just so long as you present something a little less vile as an alternative once the guy in question has got thoroughly sik of sucking coal

I do know blokes. That's why I don't ave one

M

Mercy, hon, just how much have you had?

Mercy

tinkerbell84 wrote: »

are you still talking about the male sex? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Yum! N you make it sound even more tasty

M

Mercy

HC wrote: »

Mercy, hon, just how much have you had?

Probably enough

You doubting my knowledge or wherewithall? :rotfl:

I'm a happy girl with an out let. :rotfl:

On the low carb / mse ting - I got a chicken for £2 today. Have cooked that and made the weekly curry tonight so for a friday - has been good.

But yes I'm 3 sheets and you spotted that well.

MWAH! XXX! :T

M