The Bad Mummies Thread

MatildaPearl wrote: »

I've told her chocolate is eaten by grownups because it's horrible and we do it so kids don't have to

I cant believe i never thought of that one :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I think its too late for that one with my girls it might work with DS though as long as the girls dont grass me up :rotfl:

Spendless wrote: »

On another occassion I left an unassembled steamer on the side. In the time it took me to go to the loo. DS had assembled it, pluggged it in (though not switched it on at the wall) :eek:and was on the way back from the freezer with a joint of meat. :rotfl:

This rugrat is now weeks off his 10th birthday and asked me last night when I was going to let him start doing DIY jobs round the house. Told him it's not that I don't want you to, it's that I don't want to admit to the hospital that I let you. :rotfl:

are you sure our boys aren't the same child:rotfl:.

When DS2 (5yrs) was about 2 and 1/2 years old he managed to take apart the washing machine. Lets just say in the time it took me to put the clothes on the radiators he had managed to take the door off and some other bits took OH ages to put it back together.Should of just asked DS2 to fix it! For his 6th birthday he wants an (his words) an SDS drill, tool box of his own and a hack saw, dread to think what he planning on doing next.
Last night i caught him trying to take apart DS1's bed while he was still in it.

DS1(now 9yrs) at 18ths old took apart the tv, fridge freezer amongst many other things. One time he apart our bed when i thought he was having a nap. Only realised it had happened when he trottled downstairs walked in the kitchen picked up a chicken leg scratched his !!! and said "my work here is done" Promptly ran upstairs to find the bed in pieces.

Both of them wish to do DIY around the house, i should let them really because they far better than at me it.But i don't think A & E would like it.

Health visitors totally useless, one said breast feeding is dirty and laughed in her face and called her a flid.
The boys are more scared than the headteacher, both of them warn the teachers i'm coming in to see them.
My nick name by them is "the terrible fire breathing dragon"
I don't clean their rooms (why should i its their rooms)
Sterilising bottles only did that with DS2 when he was SCBU after 4months don't see the point.

Right better fix the bed again, bleeding kids, taking it apart.

louisemarie wrote: »

I started to read this last night as I was bored and wanted something different to read(to stop me braining my DH) I soon got hooked. I really need to say thank you to every single poster on this thread. I rang my sister and made her read this thread in its entirety.

SHe had just rung me in floods of tears.
For 27 years she has felt racked with guilt as she put her DD in a seperate room when she was 3 weeks old(actully to be accurate her b****rd then husband made her) and this added to the fact she could only BF for 2 weeks(unhappy mum, VERY unhappy baby and infected C section scar) has resulted in a shed load of guilt and feelings on not being a "proper mum"(also she didn't feel "proper due to having a section ie no labour) so much so that she didn't have any more children. Anyway, you fantastic people :A:Thave finally made her see that she is normal and did the best she could all the time.
It took a group of "strangers"(although I regard MSE folk as friends that I haven't yet met) to make her see what we have been telling her for 27years and bl00dy 7 months.

So thank you all SO MUCH. And to you Liz register on here you will love it and who knows you may find how to be a good sister(joke-honest)
Thanks again.

Aww, that made me well up!

Sx

pigpen wrote: »

I feel all warm and nuggly inside.. I think it is nice.. but it could be a bowel movement..

:eek::eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: