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  • sutton111
    sutton111 Posts: 6,302 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Name Dropper Combo Breaker
    young_victor_meldrew wrote: »
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Needled**k springs to mind!

    I am coming to the conclusion that the braggard is a little 18 year old boy, with a social circle that doesn't extend outside his bebo account.

    Probably, or their Facebook account. :rotfl:
  • never-in-doubt
    never-in-doubt Posts: 20,613 Forumite
    EASTERNTHUNDERUK wrote: »
    Perfect rating,perfect card immediate access to personal human based decisioning rather than automated, no ccj's EVER , what more can i say:beer:

    I very much doubt you can match that EVER ;);););)

    I can though smart ars! In fact you'll find most the members on here could blow you away, Moggles to name but one who trust me has a much much much better rating than you'd ever dream of getting.

    Plus a CCJ 'never or whenever' doesn;t matter! I could have had 100 of them 7 years ago but it wouldn't affect me now - plank!

    Go away and play with some electricity! :eek:
    :o 2010 - year of the troll :o

    Niddy - Over & Out :wave:
  • digitalphase
    digitalphase Posts: 2,087 Forumite
    never-in-doubt wrote: »
    I can though smart ars! In fact you'll find most the members on here could blow you away, Moggles to name but one who trust me has a much much much better rating than you'd ever dream of getting.

    Plus a CCJ 'never or whenever' doesn;t matter! I could have had 100 of them 7 years ago but it wouldn't affect me now - plank!

    Go away and play with some electricity! :eek:

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  • Brian1966
    Brian1966 Posts: 1,428 Forumite
    never-in-doubt wrote: »
    I can though smart ars! In fact you'll find most the members on here could blow you away, Moggles to name but one who trust me has a much much much better rating than you'd ever dream of getting.

    Plus a CCJ 'never or whenever' doesn;t matter! I could have had 100 of them 7 years ago but it wouldn't affect me now - plank!

    Go away and play with some electricity! :eek:
    Not just ANY electricity though :confused:
    It has to be PERFECT electricity, from a PERFECT supplier, paid for by direct debit from his PERFECT bank account :rotfl:
    The very same PERFECT bank who issued his PERFECT credit card.
    Wish I had private banking :rotfl::rotfl:

    Not forgetting of course..as per another post from Mr. Perfect...several thousands in shares in HBOS which entitles him to send obscene amounts using faster payments.
    Oh to have friends in HIGH places....one of my mates is a roofer..do I qualify :rotfl:
    Natwest gold..Limit £1750 bal £970..Vanquis Limit £3000 bal £0..Littlewoods..Limit £1200 bal 0..Additions direct..Limit £4900 bal £1356..Empire Limit £6200 bal £152..Jd williams..Limit £1100 bal £130..Simplybe..Limit £1500 bal 265,,Fashion world..Limit £1400 bal £145 Jacamo..Limit£125 bal 0
    Next..Limit £?? bal £0 Asda..limit £1250 bal £440,
  • Parki_2
    Parki_2 Posts: 570 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 500 Posts Combo Breaker
    EASTERNTHUNDERUK wrote: »
    Perfect rating,perfect card immediate access to personal human based decisioning rather than automated, no ccj's EVER , what more can i say:beer:

    I very much doubt you can match that EVER ;);););)

    Bet I have had more shags though ;p
  • seeya23
    seeya23 Posts: 2,330 Forumite
    Brian1966 wrote: »
    Oh to have friends in HIGH places....one of my mates is a roofer..do I qualify :rotfl:
    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  • never-in-doubt
    never-in-doubt Posts: 20,613 Forumite
    Brian1966 wrote: »
    Not just ANY electricity though :confused:
    It has to be PERFECT electricity, from a PERFECT supplier, paid for by direct debit from his PERFECT bank account :rotfl:
    The very same PERFECT bank who issued his PERFECT credit card.
    Wish I had private banking :rotfl::rotfl:

    Not forgetting of course..as per another post from Mr. Perfect...several thousands in shares in HBOS which entitles him to send obscene amounts using faster payments.
    Oh to have friends in HIGH places....one of my mates is a roofer..do I qualify :rotfl:

    Mate, don;t forget Mr PERFECT doesn't have a private bank - its allthingsconsidered/bushtea etc coming back to gob off at us again - arghhhhhhh :eek::eek::eek:
    :o 2010 - year of the troll :o

    Niddy - Over & Out :wave:
  • never-in-doubt
    never-in-doubt Posts: 20,613 Forumite
    Parki wrote: »
    Bet I have had more shags though ;p

    classic - mate, that's just shocking :eek: (true though lol) :rotfl:

    Anyway, Mr Perfect only likes the chocolate highway...... ;)
    :o 2010 - year of the troll :o

    Niddy - Over & Out :wave:
  • never-in-doubt
    never-in-doubt Posts: 20,613 Forumite
    young_victor_meldrew wrote: »
    I have no idea who Brian is? Not sure if I should thank you or spank you for that reply!! ;)

    You know who Brian is - you talk to him every day, like me! Next you'll be saying I don't know N-i-D!!! Brian - this Brian: #589

    **Must be a blonde moment for Victor - DOH!**

    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

    p.s. Brian & BB are into spanking but seeing as you offered - YES PLEASE!!
    :o 2010 - year of the troll :o

    Niddy - Over & Out :wave:
  • claire6hy
    claire6hy Posts: 967 Forumite
    Parki wrote: »
    Bet I have had more shags though ;p

    not more thn meee
    THANK MEEE:j
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