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Daughter caught us having sex....
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Never mind children overhearing in the parents house what do you do when your'e the parents in your grown up daughters house.
My daughter's in her thirties and lives alone a few hundred miles away and we always spend a week or two twice a year with her.
She's at the bedroom door asking what we're doing if we so much as giggle,and even said she did'nt want anything naughty going on in her house.
It's amazing what you can get up to in silence though when you have to.0 -
I don't get it? you don't stick rabbit vibes under your armpit! That's not an erogenous zone, well not for me, are you confusing putting a rabbit in a hat trick to puting a rabbit under your pit trick?or do you mean putting a rabbit in your t*@t trick?.
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You're priceless. :rotfl: I didn't mean the rabbit. I meant the Hitachi Magic Wand.
For all you doubters.
http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/493857_print 0 -
You're priceless. :rotfl: I didn't mean the rabbit. I meant the Hitachi Magic Wand.
For all you doubters.http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/493857_print
Convientiently doesn't work....
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Debt September 20th 2022 £2991.68- 96.92% paid off0 -
Many years ago, when I was a single Mum (after I sent my ex referred to above back to his Mum) I was moving house - some other single parent friends from Gingerbread came to help.Well you can guess what was found under the bed when we moved it.......One of my friends went to the front upstairs window and waved it shouting loudly to all the quiet village neighbours about what he'd found under my bed!Good job I was moving a long way away.............
A few years ago I read about someone moving home. The removal men came in to empty the house. When the lady of the house went back into the now empty bedrrom to check that theyd got everything, she was horrified to discover a vibrator standing upright in the middle of the floor. She realised she must have left it under the bed, and the removal men had stood it up for her. :eek:0 -
we had the same embarasing situation when our ten years old daughter caught us ,but today she is twenty years old and the whole incident is forgotten and now everything is normal0
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So. Did your daughter leave as promised?
If she did - we'll try it with our children.
Any particular position works best....?0 -
shockingmoment wrote: »So. Did your daughter leave as promised?
If she did - we'll try it with our children.
Any particular position works best....?
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:0 -
shockingmoment wrote: »Any particular position works best....?
I would have thought mummy doing daddy with a big black strap on would have the optimum traumatising effect Debt January 1st 2018 £96,999.81Met NIM 23/06/2008
Debt September 20th 2022 £2991.68- 96.92% paid off0 -
I think I might leave home after that one.....0
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