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  • clio
    clio Posts: 3,345 Forumite
    cif
    anywhere near Hollywood...
  • emmy05
    emmy05 Posts: 2,085 Forumite
    cifpower wrote: »
    And I'm Irish! Nuff said! :D


    i love the irish accent! ;)
  • emmy05
    emmy05 Posts: 2,085 Forumite
    PROLIANT wrote: »
    lep01.gif

    A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he's in need of petrol, the man decides to stop. He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?". The man says "Sorry - we're right out of petrol." So the man considers, and says "Well, I'm a bit low on oil, would you mind topping that up?" And the attendant responds"Sorry, but no oil either." The man thinks, and asks the attendant to wash his windscreen, to which he gets the by-now predictable response that he can't do that. The man at this point is fairly mad, so he asks the attendant "Just what kind of petrol station is this ?" The attendant then looks both ways, and very carefully whispers to the man "To tell you the truth, this is just an IRA front."

    The man then says "Well, in that case, you can blow up the tyres !"

    lmfao! thats just wicked, was that appropriate for this kind of forum i wonder?:confused:
    who the fcuk cares LOL
  • Got my cap one card with a 1K limit :j I am just waiting on my mbna card now, bet it won't be as cute as my cap one puppy though!

    Very quick service from capital one as I only applied on monday.
  • emmy05
    emmy05 Posts: 2,085 Forumite
    :beer: wtg dolally, that was quick service from them, wonder what would theyd do if you rang them and sang their praises, they might up it more haha
  • PROLIANT
    PROLIANT Posts: 6,396 Forumite
    1,000 Posts Combo Breaker
    Mornin, where did my geordie jokes go?
    Since when has the world of computer software design been about what people want? This is a simple question of evolution. The day is quickly coming when every knee will bow down to a silicon fist, and you will all beg your binary gods for mercy.
  • cifpower
    cifpower Posts: 6,502 Forumite
    clio wrote: »
    cif
    anywhere near Hollywood...

    I'm about 10 minutes away from Holywood
  • cifpower
    cifpower Posts: 6,502 Forumite
    emmy05 wrote: »
    i love the irish accent! ;)

    Do you now? :cool:
  • emmy05 wrote: »
    :beer: wtg dolally, that was quick service from them, wonder what would theyd do if you rang them and sang their praises, they might up it more haha

    lol, think the old man is concerned enough with my 1k limit!
  • clio
    clio Posts: 3,345 Forumite
    Wasup Campers \0/
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