Big Badger House (aka Noisy Lodger) HE'S GONE!

BitterAndTwisted

Online auction? Have you seen the photos of his bedroom and the Turin Shroud made of vomit? That stuff could be a bloody health-hazard and probably is. I am reliably informed that B_L wore a hazmat suit to pack his ket and then took a scalding shower in disinfectant afterwards. The council have since been round to fumigate his room. Twice.

Dave_liverpool

I know!

But with the texts regarding some fine jewlery I'm intrigued.

and she will need to gain 'best price' I'm sure we'd be more than generous to the cause.

Badger_Lady

NakedChefLodger's cheque has cleared! We're just trying to arrange a time for him to collect keys... probably after JoannaLodger finishes work tonight.

I'd love to give you a full inventory of BigGunsLodger's stuff but I'm in bloody London again :mad: so won't be able to see it again until Friday. My family have now announced that they're coming a day earlier than expected for Christmas so it's all the more urgent that my spareroom is vacated!

BitterAndTwisted

I've heard that you can get tarpaulins quite cheaply at places like ebay or freecycle.

I do not think that you should being issuing keys to Mr NakedChefLodger until we've cleared up what advantages there are to having such a professional living in one's home. Where are the free samples? The discounts on cases of wine? The free dinner-vouchers? The toothsome kitchen-scraps for Mr Tufykins? Stop messing about, this is important!

poppysarah

BitterAndTwisted wrote: »

advantages there are to having such a professional living in one's home. Where are the free samples? The discounts on cases of wine? The free dinner-vouchers? The toothsome kitchen-scraps for Mr Tufykins? Stop messing about, this is important!

I must have had the wrong sort of chef when I had one as a lodger. He did cook exceedingly well but was usually out in the evenings at work...

And def no discount wine. I'd have noticed.

Badger_Lady

Oooh, JoannaLodger has just heard that she didn't get the job I was so sure that she would! I think she's gutted.

BitterAndTwisted

Well of course they're out in the evenings at work. If B_L was going to live in her house this would be a most definite advantage regardless of any others. Almost like living on your own with a stranger posting ten pound notes through the letter-box every week BUT coming round to cook ruddy splendid Sunday lunches on a regular basis.

BitterAndTwisted

Badger_Lady wrote: »

Oooh, JoannaLodger has just heard that she didn't get the job I was so sure that she would! I think she's gutted.

The totally selfish person in me (i.e. the whole and real one) is not gutted in any way whatsoever.

Badger_Lady

Aww - NakedChef has just asked what colour of wine Joanna likes so he can cheer her up (or at least help drown her sorrows) when he arrives. How nice is that?

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Very nice! Buy a hat while you are on your travels B_L