Big Badger House (aka Noisy Lodger) HE'S GONE!

Emmzi

I agree. text saying all or dump at parents as you have to re-rent the property and can't do it when it is full of his crap.

BitterAndTwisted

I h8 txtspk. I also dislike intensely this blessed lodger and am looking forward to denuement.

It sounds like the lovely Emily has given you a good dinner with some liquid refreshment. And that you're now all extremely refreshed. Lucky.

LovelyNeighbour

BitterAndTwisted wrote: »

It sounds like the lovely Emily has given you a good dinner with some liquid refreshment. And that you're now all extremely refreshed. Lucky.

BurlyLodger1 did the cooking.

I brought the champagne and ate cheese.

Now we're thinking up names for FlabbyGunsLodger

Tufter

Guys

Can I PLEASE suggest a lodger this time? To be perfectly frank its not FAIR that I dont get a say in the decision-making here. I do remind you I LIVE HERE after all!! I mean its bad enough youve changed my cat food - The fact Co-op had 20% off on their cruddy own brand is no excuse really, MSE my litter-touching @rse.
The only say I get is the occasional protest whoopsie placed in carelessly discarded berets (To be fair I think I spoke for us all when I veto'ed FrankSpencerLodger that way)

Anyway down to business, I know this GREAT little tabby, clean, reliable, house trained AND had all her shots (Quite literally) So let me know what you guys think

PS Badger, I saw the IAMS on that shopping list of yours. Dont even think about it. Am I an IAMS cat? Am I FLCK!!

-Tufter

BitterAndTwisted

Tufty, you get to sleep on JoannaLodger's bed. And maybe Emily's now and then. And probably given all the attention any sensible cat would want or need. I think you're in clover really. It might not be the sybaritic luxurious life all cats know they deserve but it's only just passed Christmas. Think of all the less-fortunate moggies in shelters yearning for a warm lap before you squat anywhere near a beret again. I've heard there's cute kittens in some them and they might be a more attractive ad interesting prospect than an elderly, grumpy and less limber old fella hanging round the place.

BurlyFriend1

BitterAndTwisted wrote: »

Tufty, you get to sleep on JoannaLodger's bed. And maybe Emily's now and then. And probably given all the attention any sensible cat would want or need. I think you're in clover really. It might not be the sybaritic luxurious life all cats know they deserve but it's only just passed Christmas. Think of all the less-fortunate moggies in shelters yearning for a warm lap before you squat anywhere near a beret again. I've heard there's cute kittens in some them and they might be a more attractive ad interesting prospect than an elderly, grumpy and less limber old fella hanging round the place.

:money: :EasterBun:easter_os:rotfl::kisses::xmastree::grouphug::xmassign::xmassign::xmassign::xmassign::happyhear:happylove

Tufter

BitterAndTwisted wrote: »

Tufty, you get to sleep on JoannaLodger's bed. And maybe Emily's now and then. And probably given all the attention any sensible cat would want or need. I think you're in clover really. It might not be the sybaritic luxurious life all cats know they deserve but it's only just passed Christmas. Think of all the less-fortunate moggies in shelters looking for a warm lap before you squat anywhere near a beret again. I've heard there's cute kittens in some them and they might be a more attractive ad interesting prospect than an elderly, grumpy and less limber old fella hanging round the place.

Youre talking to a man whos !!!!!!!! have been, to put it politely, "done" (Thanks (!) Emily)
Under those circumstances, any positive scenario can feel somewhat attenuated, so dont blame me if I cant appreciate the rose tinted glasses youre inspecting my litter tray with.

Speaking of street moggies theres a fiery little Ginger based in the railway cutting on the next street. I want to do all sort of naughty things to her, but I cant for the life of me figure out what...
Candlelit KiteKat (CandleitiKat?) perhaps

Decisions decisions...

BitterAndTwisted

Look Tufty. I don't want to be harsh but I heard that litter tray was only supplied because you're too knackered and decrepit to go outside in the winter-time, so any talk of cracking ginger sluts is all that, talk. You tom-cats are all the same, only think about one thing, even when you're past it.

Tufter

BitterAndTwisted wrote: »

Look Tufty. I don't want to be harsh but I heard that litter tray was only supplied because you're too knackered and decrepit to go outside in the winter-time, so any talk of cracking ginger sluts is all that, talk. You tom-cats are all the same, only think about one thing, even when you're past it.

If you think litter trays are supplied because cats have no choice but to !!!! on your floor, youve a lot to learn about the feline world.

And for your information I can do as much molly window shopping as my night vision allows (Or indeed, does that nasty big !!!!!!! of a tabby who lives in the railway cutting too, like some hippy cat commune of furball, hot catsex and flea-ridden knotweed)

Although to be fair the thought of that writhing cauldron of moggy sex makes me depressed when I look at what ive got... or got left....

Its enough to drive a jealous cat to a saucer of milk (Or an anonymous call to the RSPCA...)

Farzackerly

BurlyFriend1 wrote: »

Clearly the man is a !!!!!! little f u c k to quote Messr De Niro, and would probably benefit from either i) A dose of "Celebrity Gas Chamber"* ii) Actually learning English

* Celebrity Gas Chamber is currently being considered by Channel Five as an excellent new reality show being promoted by the avant guarde production company "Sensible Suggestions for a Happier Britain"

I'd have thought Endemol was quite suitable for that.