Big Badger House (aka Noisy Lodger) HE'S GONE!

Sooki

irishjohn wrote: »

If you have retained the two glasses of ciggie butts it would be a good idea if they were placed strategically by the doorstep where he would notice them on arrival. They would convey a very strong message to him as he comes in for his final pack and go without BL having to utter any word of criticism

Even better, say gosh that looks like thirsty work! And present him with a glass of water in said glass ;D

SavvyStudentSaver

Sooki wrote: »

Even better, say gosh that looks like thirsty work! And present him with a glass of water in said glass ;D

Or present him with them, and tell him that he can't keep the glasses. But admittedly, you are curious what his plans are for them, and why he's so eager to keep them, having brought them up with him from outside

Then press it to the point where he has to verbally admit to smoking in his bedroom, even after he was reminded not to.

BitterAndTwisted

Eh, from memory the cheeky blighter was caught smoking in the house in front of B_L after he was given his last warning. We all know why his bedroom window was left wide-open and causing a gale to whip right round the house when he was out. A gale so fierce that towels had to be pushed under the door.

I could write his "Goodbye John" aka "Goodbye and good riddance and don't forget you owe me money either, a-hole" letter myself from all the way over here

Yorkie1

BitterAndTwisted wrote: »

I could write his "Goodbye John" aka "Goodbye and good riddance and don't forget you owe me money either, a-hole" letter myself from all the way over here

Go on, we all know you want to :rotfl:

BitterAndTwisted

Want to? I don't know what you mean! Actually, I've written it in my head several times over in the last week or two. The only problem is keeping up with all the annoyances and grievances as they come along. It's about four A4 sheets-long already

Badger_Lady

The smoking history:

Reads an advert for a 'non-smoking house' and applies to move in.
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Takes a tour of the house where smoking is discussed and he's told he can smoke outside.
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Signs a houseshare agreement and 'house rules' that bans indoor smoking.
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Makes a habit of smoking outside in the garden (where my ashtray was mysteriously broken).
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Weather gets colder.
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Caught openly smoking in the living room and is told off.
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House rules are resent by email and he replies to confirm agreement and apologise for his lapse.
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Secretly continues to smoke indoors when he thinks he won't be caught.
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Evicted for smoking and other offences.
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Leaves a sculpture of cigarette ends in his room.

It's not a story he should be proud of.

BitterAndTwisted

No, and nor are all of the other transgressions. I have them here in my dossier for ease of reference

skintsue

Badger_Lady wrote: »

The smoking history:

Leaves a sculpture of cigarette ends in his room.

Maybe you are being unjustly cruel and he is actually a very talented artist.:) This is his practice piece to be entered in this years Turner Exhibition.
Well, when you see what has been entered in previous years, he could be in with a chance.
In years to come they could be putting a blue plaque on your wall outside and you will be shaking your head thinking 'He used to live here, and I threw him out and his priceless works of art'

debrag

I've know worse. One guy had a tiny box room and never cleaned it plus he never used the bathroom including toilet as there was a sink in the room. Once he'd left, or should I say taken into custody as an illegal, we found this all out, you couldn't see the floor, no room to even sleep in the bed and we found all our stuff in there. I felt sorry for the police who had to go looking through his stuff.

BitterAndTwisted

Crikey! Where did he do Number Two?