The plop-age chronicles! Oh bums I'll have no internerd connection for a bit

red_bertie

Look what I just found on another thread:



[Credit to Bubbles]

Seems appropriate.....

RB

clutton_2

this crawling/digging person will end up a bit of a smelly nelly dontcha think ? ??

prudryden

southernscouser wrote: »

I think I just plumbed my downstairs bog into the hot water rather than the cold....but I blame everyone except me for that
I plumbed it in, and flushed it a few times , but every time it finishes re-filling the cistern, the boiler kicks in for a second????

Actually on second thoughts..... I did it on purpose cos Im dead posh and have hot flushes! or is that when your on hormone replacement tablets???

You can now tell everyone you have one of those Japanese loos that soothes while it cleans.

Doozergirl

Nelly reports a quiet week on the ploppage front and has deduced that the perpetrators may have been on holiday for a few days.

The lull caused a small flock of baby ducks to visit and nelly has spent the day feeding them. He is almost beside himself with warm fluffiness and I understand that he taken up drinking Horlicks. He described with some affection the way that the ducklings had to paddle really hard to reach the bread, I only wish I were capable of properly relaying that sentiment to you.

However, it does appear that the poopers have returned from their sojourn as today nelly was greeted with a large amount of papier mach!...

And a tiny little turd.

Which leads me to thinking that perhaps the culprits are actually a family made up entirely of small children and that finding them may not be as hard as once thought

southernscouser

Doozergirl wrote: »

And a tiny little turd.

Which leads me to thinking that perhaps the culprits are actually a family made up entirely of small children and that finding them may not be as hard as once thought

It's not the fairys at the bottom of the garden is it? :undecided

southernscouser

Huge update from nelly! :rotfl:




and we have found the culprit


too but the saga's not over dum dum duuuuuuuum

After much jetage and camerage

it turns out it is next doors downstairs bog from a recent extension he had put up.

Now the he was quite perplexed about it not particularly happy neither as it happens he was here all day too and watched it unfold.

The thing is his mate did the extension for him which is going to possibly cause some friction.

The other thing is the councill inspect all drainage so its ultimately down to them.

My dad who has delt with the planning dept said they will wriggle like a mental pig on crack to try and get out of kopping for the bill.

But I have been getting on great with the top bloke from the EA because A - I sorted my drains out double pronto
and
B- Im super awesome so he likes me so he can probably put some pressure on them to sort their !!!!!! out

anyway It's a bad situ cos I realy didnt want it to be the neighbour I get on best with and it ended up exactly that

Fingers crossed we can nob it off onto the councill

silvercar

Council will apologise to EA for getting it wrong and promise to deal with it.

Council deal with it by putting enforcement notice on neighbour.

Neighbour remembers your skill in digging up your driveway to move your own drains and wonders if you are free to lend a hand this weekend........

BigMummaF

Just revisiting some old haunts & wondered what happened next......

Strange the things you think of when you're supposed to be doing the tax returns:o

m00m00

Nelly is over on ghpc if anyone really wants to know

PasturesNew

southernscouser wrote: »

I think I just plumbed my downstairs bog into the hot water rather than the cold....but I blame everyone except me for that
I plumbed it in, and flushed it a few times , but every time it finishes re-filling the cistern, the boiler kicks in for a second????

Actually on second thoughts..... I did it on purpose cos Im dead posh and have hot flushes! or is that when your on hormone replacement tablets???

Combi boilers often do that, kick in for a second and you wonder what's going on.