Confessions of a very tired old styler. Please join in.

Hardup_Hester

Today I am turning over a new leaf, I an going to tidy my bedroom & car. Why? Because I can't find my bl**dy phone & if it not in either of those places my dozy step son has taken it back to Ireland with him.

sammy_kaye18

ha ha! nice one hester. have fun - i will think of you as i plough through my bedroom today

ceridwen

sammy_kaye18 wrote: »

ha ha! nice one hester. have fun - i will think of you as i plough through my bedroom today

Well we all think of Hester whenever bedrooms are mentioned - that and a certain x-rated blog:D

Gingham_Ribbon

Just wanted to thank people for the post of the month nominations.

I started the thread because I'm pretty exhausted and needed to know I wasn't alone with my imperfection. I had no clue that so many people would feel the same and want to contribute. Thank you to everyone who has joined in.

Hardup_Hester

Gingham
you are definately not alone, my DD has 2 children a 3& half year old & 2 month old. When I visit her I usually take a shovel & a couple of binbags.

Ceridwen
I found some earrings on Ebay, little silver handcuffs, hubby treated me to them as they were only £3.99. They raised a giggle at work.
hugs Hester

earthmother

Oops

You know how you sometimes put a load in the machine and then forget to get it out until a day or so later - hence meaning it really needs a re-wash. Well, I thought it was bad last night when I realised one particular load needed a third wash (2nd re-wash) - until hubby mentioned that he'd also re-washed it twice.

Five washes!! :eek:

That's a weeks worth of clothes laundry! _pale_ :doh:


Edit - and explains why we're running out of socks :doh:

Primrose

The sun shining on the windows reveals their dirt in full glory but if I try and clean them they'll end up with more smears so I won't bother.
The house is full of cobwebs. The spiders need them to trap their food.:rotfl:
If I vacuum today, there will only be dirt again tomorrow so I'll wait another couple of days and collect three days dirt in one go.
The sheets should have come off the bed last week but it's not been good drying weather, so they can wait until the sun comes out.:rotfl:
Excuses! Excuses! Excuses!
Not really. Just showing that I rule the house. Am not going to let the house rule me.

ceridwen

Hardup_Hester wrote: »

Ceridwen
I found some earrings on Ebay, little silver handcuffs, hubby treated me to them as they were only £3.99. They raised a giggle at work.
hugs Hester

Hester - you're incorrigible. Dont suppose you've got any plans on being a reformed character when it comes to old age? <<thinks I do ask stupid questions sometimes, dont I?>>:rotfl:

caseystar

Gingham_Ribbon wrote: »

Just wanted to thank people for the post of the month nominations.

I started the thread because I'm pretty exhausted and needed to know I wasn't alone with my imperfection. I had no clue that so many people would feel the same and want to contribute. Thank you to everyone who has joined in.

Thank you for starting this thread i haven't laughed this much in ages!

I can't remember the last time i washed the windows, really i can't! But it's pouring with rain now so that counts doesn't it?

My fruit bowl has everything but fruit in it, thats in the fridge.

My hall carpet hasn't been hoovered in a week! I'll do it soon, well as soon as i finish reading all this i will. Unless i find something else on here that forces me to read it lol .

jamanda

Can you keep this thread going please or I'll get bored and have to tackle the cupboard under the stairs. (You know, the one where you open the door and chuck everything when somebody knocks on the door).