Confessions of a very tired old styler. Please join in.

ampersand

Friend's bro. - other side of world - had student job cleaning his Uni's toilets and said the Girlies' ones were worse by far.........or was he just defending his own kind?

ampersand

pigpen wrote: »

OK.. daughters... I found a pair of bloodied knickers behind the bath one day while defuzzing under there...
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Pp, you don't need to be on WL threads if you can fit under there AND defoliate.

angelavdavis

pigpen wrote: »

OK.. daughters... I found a pair of bloodied knickers behind the bath one day while defuzzing under there.. DD1 had hidden them and 'forgotten' where they were!! .. they were ROCK hard.

She also blocked the loo putting whole ST's down the loo.. and hubby had to have his arm in.. needless to say he cleaned up his own sick too!!

Girls are not necessarily more pleasant.. well.. they are ultimately prefrable to boys.. but they are gross too

PP - you are getting sadistic pleasure out of this one!!!!:eek: At this rate, I am liable to a life with my legs firmly held together - poor hubby, we've only been married for 6 months!

pigpen

angelavdavis wrote: »

PP - you are getting sadistic pleasure out of this one!!!!:eek: At this rate, I am liable to a life with my legs firmly held together - poor hubby, we've only been married for 6 months!

I am!! lol.. sorry.. shall I not tell you about the morning DD3 woke me at 4am to tell me she had been sick all over the bathroom door??? or the time DD2 was sick on the stairs and DS2 walked in it.. on his way to the bathroom to be sick!!!

Or the poo spreading.. (that I painted over!!!).. well I painted it brown the same so noone would ver know.. just looked a bit.. lumpy!!

OMG.. I cannot believe I admitted that.. (again)

pigpen

ampersand wrote: »

pigpen wrote: »

OK.. daughters... I found a pair of bloodied knickers behind the bath one day while defuzzing under there...
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Pp, you don't need to be on WL threads if you can fit under there AND defoliate.

lol... it is a high victorian bath.. and I have very long arms!!!

Bobbykins

ampersand wrote: »

pigpen wrote: »

OK.. daughters... I found a pair of bloodied knickers behind the bath one day while defuzzing under there...
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Pp, you don't need to be on WL threads if you can fit under there AND defoliate.

STOP IT :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: ...I wish I'd bought shares in Tena lady!!

BTW, just looked up defoliate:-

English
VERB
1. To remove foliage from one or more plants, most often with a chemical agent.

The mind boggles!!:D
Agent Orange was used to defoliate jungle vegetation.

pigpen

Agent Veet is used to defoliate my.. personal places...

Churchmouse

Gingham_Ribbon wrote: »

While we're confessing, I haven't been able to get my wedding ring on since I got pregnant with DS2 and he's a year old. So much for losing my pregnancy weight.

Sucky cup - cup with a spout
white wash - something I really should get round to doing SOON
clean undies - underwear that is clean but shamefully unmatchy. (it's a word!) One pink sock, one blue one today.

Just revisiting this thread:D Gingham, are you trying to tell me this does not constitute a pair:eek: :eek: I only have *pairs* like this:rotfl: :rotfl: And after baby 4 I had to wear a [EMAIL="man@s"]man's[/EMAIL] wedding ring for 4 months:o

chardonnay_2

Quackers wrote: »

Clean cars?

Are you telling me that people DO actually clean cars?

Properly clean in and out of them?

People really do do that

:rotfl:

well you seem to have to if you want to sell them - blimmin nuisance

ampersand

AMENDMENT TO POST 355:
# Nationwide envelope upon which Fruitibowlasket Bill of Lading wuz writ
# Packet of Thompson&Morgan calendula seeds, FREEB with Amateur Gardener, courtesy of a Newspapers Voucher Summary tip from another Thread some weeks back.

Unimportant, although adds 2 to overall total, keeping Southern Hemisphere at top of Leader Board with 48(now that IS anal).......atm...........

I'll add that this place has been awarded a kitchen, about which I should hear soon. It will be wonderful to have units, spaces, surfaces. It never occurred to me that anything like this would happen. I think, since losing R(and everything he intended - another story)it has never occurred to me to imagine/expect any sort of anything good like this. So I exist here, live elsewhere, which is as often as possible, for as long as possible.
Scars never stop being scars.