Confessions of a very tired old styler. Please join in.

ampersand

sue-y wrote: »

Thanks for the suggestion celyn90. Its brand new, a Christmas present (abit sad but I asked for it!). Do you think cleaning the filter will make a difference anyways, it still looks new? It normal for about a second then you can hear a change and looses all suction. Really annoying! :mad: Have caught the flying bug and want to get on with my wednesday job (Stairs and landing). Mmm, think I'm on the wrong thread....

EDIT: Sorted out the hoover, had a proper look and yes there was still a creme egg lurking, now nicely cleared![/quote]
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(and note the nice CHOCCY brown bold underlining, for EFFECT)
sue-y, you DIDN'T..........YOU DIDN'T EAT IT:eek: ?!?!?

pigpen

celyn90 wrote: »

Have you tried taking the filter out and washing it? I had to do this when I jammed mine with plaster dust.

Mine has a spider in it at the moment. I can see him through the plastic.

I can beat that...

Last time I used my Dyson (I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE it.. but I LOVE Henry) I vacuumed DS1's room (16) .. while slurping up sweet wrappers from behind the monitor this 'thing' slurps its way up... It was a condom used while 'burping his worm' so he didn't make his sheets sticky... I had to empty and wash said Dyson bucket (did I mention I hate that machine) because I could see it going round.. and round.. and round.. and round.. in the cyclone!!!

sammy_kaye18

pigpen wrote: »

It was a condom used while 'burping his worm' so he didn't make his sheets sticky... I had to empty and wash said Dyson bucket (did I mention I hate that machine) because I could see it going round.. and round.. and round.. and round.. in the cyclone!!!

PPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Great - now have another thing to clean - computer screen from the coffee ive just spat all over it reading that!

Ellidee

pigpen 'burping his worm' ? :eek: that's a new one to me. :rotfl:

angelavdavis

pigpen wrote: »

I can beat that...

Last time I used my Dyson (I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE it.. but I LOVE Henry) I vacuumed DS1's room (16) .. while slurping up sweet wrappers from behind the monitor this 'thing' slurps its way up... It was a condom used while 'burping his worm' so he didn't make his sheets sticky... I had to empty and wash said Dyson bucket (did I mention I hate that machine) because I could see it going round.. and round.. and round.. and round.. in the cyclone!!!

Oh, Pigpen, Thanks for sharing.....:eek: I think I want daughters suddenly!

I hate Dyson too - OH has one and I am looking forward to getting rid when we merge houses!!!!:D

pigpen

Sammy.. glad to be of service .. lol.. Has the screen got that lovely rainbowy sheen to it now?

Oops.. best go put my shopping away I think I can hear the cat chewing tomorrows pork loin dinner!! (it's been in the hallway for half an hour!)

pigpen

Ellidee wrote: »

pigpen 'burping his worm' ? :eek: that's a new one to me. :rotfl:

I once walked past his room while he was 'at it' I said.. if a genie pops out ask him if I can have a son who knows when it is best to be quiet!

pigpen

angelavdavis wrote: »

Oh, Pigpen, Thanks for sharing.....:eek: I think I want daughters suddenly!

I hate Dyson too - OH has one and I am looking forward to getting rid when we merge houses!!!!:D

OK.. daughters... I found a pair of bloodied knickers behind the bath one day while defuzzing under there.. DD1 had hidden them and 'forgotten' where they were!! .. they were ROCK hard.

She also blocked the loo putting whole ST's down the loo.. and hubby had to have his arm in.. needless to say he cleaned up his own sick too!!

Girls are not necessarily more pleasant.. well.. they are ultimately prefrable to boys.. but they are gross too

kazmeister

pigpen wrote: »

It was a condom used while 'burping his worm' so he didn't make his sheets sticky... I had to empty and wash said Dyson bucket (did I mention I hate that machine) because I could see it going round.. and round.. and round.. and round.. in the cyclone!!!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

PMSL - but also :eek: as laddo is 16 in July :eek:

Lelc

pigpen wrote: »

I once walked past his room while he was 'at it' I said.. if a genie pops out ask him if I can have a son who knows when it is best to be quiet!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: OMG stop it - I just about choked on my wine and my dh has had to thump my back (I think he got some sadistic pleasure out of it)!!

This thread just gets better and better:j