Confessions of a very tired old styler. Please join in.

celyn90

sand-dancer wrote: »

By the way my fruit bowl has a lemon and a lime in it. Dont know why.

For adding to a good gin and tonic

~Chameleon~

Don't talk to me about fruit bowls!!!!!! :eek:

I don't think I've ever owned one that hasn't become a dumping ground for all manner of non-fruit-like alien objects!!!!! :eek:

When they start to overflow with alien objects the contents get tipped into a box/plastic tub - and yes, you guessed it, there a numerous boxes/plastic tubs of alien objects stashed in the shed :rotfl:

I won't even start on any other confessions

boddy

I started reading this thread last night and ended up laughing like a drain. Then realised I hadnt laughed like that for ages. So my confession is my spare room. Its called the Tardis. I chuck something in then it disappears. There is all sorts in there. A bed, a dismantled computer desk, boxes of ornaments, a summer duvet, Mums stuff from when she went into care, Xmas deccies, and many other varied items. Trouble is when my bil and sil come to stay I have to sleep in there.
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sillyvixen

celyn90 wrote: »

sillyvixen, my OH's mum says that too - she also doesn't wash clothes between Christmas and New Year. I wish she'd told me that I wasn't allowed to use the washing machine before we went there over Christmas/New year with only hand luggage... :eek:

yeah she says the christmas and new year thing with washing as well.

kazmeister

pigpen wrote: »

For those confused by my egg wouldn't fit inthe chiken comment.. this is why..

http://www.lakeland.co.uk/productimage.aspx/!11434

See.. chicken.. and you cannot get 15 eggs in it.. I used 3 and the spare one went in the fruit bowl!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Its Ma Boswell :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Batgirl

Havne't managed to read the whole thread YET but love it love it love it you guys have really cheered me on with my lazy chilling day and family arrive tom, but just have their bed to make and bathroom to clean, but you lot have convinced me to leave it til tomo :beer:

seraphina

Today's diet has consisted of:
1* McDonald's veggieburger meal
4* gin and tonics
0.5 * Myrtle Moo chocolate cow!

Essex-girl_2

Hmmn, whilst reading this thread I was struck by how many people were having takeaway pizza's - thats a coincidence I thought - then I realised - you dont need cutlery or plates do you - brilliant. (Think might change our mind about our Indian takeaway tonight)

Have to admit house is not too bad at the moment but I have a thing about letting mine & DD's hair pile up in the shower plug - ifykwim - & leaving it for OH to remove - it really turns my stomach.

Off now to find the number for the pizza place.

Tigsteroonie

floyd wrote: »

I have just got chocolate on my only clean jumper so I will have to a) wash one before tomorrow or b) sponge the choccy with a damp flannel.

Sponge? I use the method recommended by Dame Edna Everage - suck the chocolate out! Works every time!

PS. Wash ... car? Iron .... clothes?

sillyvixen

boddy wrote: »

I started reading this thread last night and ended up laughing like a drain. Then realised I hadnt laughed like that for ages. So my confession is my spare room. Its called the Tardis. I chuck something in then it disappears. There is all sorts in there. A bed, a dismantled computer desk, boxes of ornaments, a summer duvet, Mums stuff from when she went into care, Xmas deccies, and many other varied items. Trouble is when my bil and sil come to stay I have to sleep in there.
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omg this could be my spare room!! there is a bed in there somewhere i have not seen it in a year there is so much junk!! i have cleared a path through to the airing cupboard so as i can get my towels in there later!!