Fri Nite Party/Limerick Thread!

skint_spice

ZTD wrote: »

Well we won't talk about debt.
It's a secret that's kept.
We will all have fun,
But with all our clothes on,
And drink and get wrecked...

ahh but if asked how'd all met,
the trap is then set,
unless a wine tasting class,
as a cover would pass...

ZTD

tigtag02 wrote: »

But Gemmzie they are just getting better
The trick is to start with the letter
But if you think its the wine
Thats making you rhyme
You need to make your throat even wetter

I have a super drink,
that will help you to think
It goes great in your throat,
Don't you just know it?
If you want it just give me a wink...

Snaggles

Hey sea , I'm so glad you could make it
If you can't rhyme, don't stress, just fake it
Or by way of distraction
When you've no poetry action
Just stick out your booty and shake it

bubbles0169

So along came a chap called ZTD
who wanted us to talk all smutty
Hang on a min im new
should i really be talkin to you
Oh what the hell come get me:p

Gemmzie

ZTD wrote: »

It is worth you taking the time,
for you to make everything rhyme
Like sex you should go slow,
And make everything flow
So it's great and not just fine...

But Z I know nothing of sex,
To add speeds makes it much more complex,
I think I'll search on the computer,
For tips from the Karma Sutra,
Then the subject will no longer perplex.

Snaggles

Yay Bubbles! :T :rotfl:

tigtag02

ZTD wrote: »

I have a super drink,
that will help you to think
It goes great in your throat,
Don't you just know it?
If you want it just give me a wink...

Oh dear lord I do feel quite sick
There is really no need for that s-hit
There are boundries you know
Over which you really shouldnt go
And you rhyme up above is a classic (example)

Snaggles

Zed, tut tut, but I suppose you're forgiven
It's NOT about the rhyme, but the RHYTHM!

ZTD

LouiseJ wrote: »

This rhyming is hurting my head
so I will just have to lurk insead
you are all so good
its just not in my blood
but I dont want to got to bed.

Behind the rhymes you're lagging?
And you think you are flagging?
You should be to bed going
With a man who you are knowing
And not just talking but [STRIKE]sh[/STRIKE] kissing...

Gemmzie

skint_spice wrote: »

ahh but if asked how'd all met,
the trap is then set,
unless a wine tasting class,
as a cover would pass...

The answer to that one with success,
There is no reason to digress,
Be honest and open,
And put your best smile on,
And simply say, why through Martin Lewis