Fri Nite Party/Limerick Thread!

Snaggles

Sea78 wrote: »

there once was a girl called Sea
who thought she would try to maybe
join in the fun
but failed miserably.

Ey oop Sea, from a fellow northern lass
You decided to NOT shake your a$$?
But don't be glum hunny
Your poem was funny
Not a 'fail' but a definite 'pass'. :T

UglyBetty

It might be the wine and the song
That makes the muse come on strong.
So come one ‘n all
To the MSE Ball
I’ll thing an’ I’ll show you my thong

There was an M.S.E’er called Bunny,
Who liked to start threads that were funny.
She started a thread
That was so widely read
She found fame and made loadsa money

There was a young man called Martin
Whose website was always imparting
Sound advice for the wary
Without being scary
So their troubles could soon be departing

And Just in case nobody knows
I got my wine at waitrose
It was two ninety nine
For a bottle of red wine
I best stop now I suppose

Bunnyinthelights

Im here, talking to my sister
well, half, she's from another mister.

I love her to bits,
Even though she has perfect t!ts,

Sea78

Oh snaggs if only you knew
the things I have done and phew!
I'm thankful this is anonymous
But determined not to be a sour puss
Will carry on drinking and see what I can do.....

System

I am drinking weis beer
And feeling a little queer
And my farts are really quite stinky
I love this bloody drink
It really makes me think
Who's doing it right now with Jinky

penguin83

Hi everyone at long last I'm back!
Sleeping is a skill my kids really lack
So I'll dive straight back in
And pour myself a gin
And I'll be here till I hit the sack x x

System

There was a young man called Zed
Who had lots of stuff in his head
Both smut and advice
Was his DFW vice
And thats why we !!!!!!! love him

Snaggles

lennymfo wrote: »

Who's doing it right now with Jinky

You know I'm saying this in good humour
And I don't want to start a new rumour
But I think I *may* know the answer
Zed's been gone for a while too.....the chancer!

skint_spice

lennymfo wrote: »

I am drinking weis beer
And feeling a little queer
And my farts are really quite stinky
I love this bloody drink
It really makes me think
Who's doing it right now with Jinky

spooky, I was just missing Jinky,
Is she off somewhere being kinky,
or celebrating her upcoming marriage,
in some horse drawn carriage?
in the age of romance
one must take a chance...

bubbles0169

well my alias is bubbles you see
from my screensaver it came to me
not very imaginative is it
but cute like me, quite a bit
what name i really want is 'debt free'
but lets put all that on hold for now
till the money grabber calls...the cow
and carry on with all the drinkin, the flirtin, the smirkin an thinkin
how are we goin to rhyme all nite?
well it doesnt really matter you see
because... it is...
time to PARTY