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Fri Nite Party/Limerick Thread!

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  • Snaggles
    Snaggles Posts: 19,503 Forumite
    Sea78 wrote: »
    there once was a girl called Sea
    who thought she would try to maybe
    join in the fun
    but failed miserably.
    Ey oop Sea, from a fellow northern lass
    You decided to NOT shake your a$$?
    But don't be glum hunny
    Your poem was funny
    Not a 'fail' but a definite 'pass'. :T
    "I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough."
    :smileyhea
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  • UglyBetty
    UglyBetty Posts: 84 Forumite
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    It might be the wine and the song
    That makes the muse come on strong.
    So come one ‘n all
    To the MSE Ball
    I’ll thing an’ I’ll show you my thong

    There was an M.S.E’er called Bunny,
    Who liked to start threads that were funny.
    She started a thread
    That was so widely read
    She found fame and made loadsa money

    There was a young man called Martin
    Whose website was always imparting
    Sound advice for the wary
    Without being scary
    So their troubles could soon be departing

    And Just in case nobody knows
    I got my wine at waitrose
    It was two ninety nine
    For a bottle of red wine
    I best stop now I suppose




  • Bunnyinthelights
    Bunnyinthelights Posts: 15,278 Forumite
    Im here, talking to my sister
    well, half, she's from another mister.

    I love her to bits,
    Even though she has perfect t!ts,
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  • Sea78
    Sea78 Posts: 6,185 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts Combo Breaker Debt-free and Proud!
    Oh snaggs if only you knew
    the things I have done and phew!
    I'm thankful this is anonymous
    But determined not to be a sour puss
    Will carry on drinking and see what I can do.....
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  • System
    System Posts: 178,377 Community Admin
    10,000 Posts Photogenic Name Dropper
    I am drinking weis beer
    And feeling a little queer
    And my farts are really quite stinky
    I love this bloody drink
    It really makes me think
    Who's doing it right now with Jinky
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  • penguin83
    penguin83 Posts: 4,817 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    Hi everyone at long last I'm back!
    Sleeping is a skill my kids really lack
    So I'll dive straight back in
    And pour myself a gin
    And I'll be here till I hit the sack x x
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  • System
    System Posts: 178,377 Community Admin
    10,000 Posts Photogenic Name Dropper
    There was a young man called Zed
    Who had lots of stuff in his head
    Both smut and advice
    Was his DFW vice
    And thats why we !!!!!!! love him
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  • Snaggles
    Snaggles Posts: 19,503 Forumite
    lennymfo wrote: »
    Who's doing it right now with Jinky
    You know I'm saying this in good humour
    And I don't want to start a new rumour
    But I think I *may* know the answer
    Zed's been gone for a while too.....the chancer! ;)
    "I wasn't wrong, I just wasn't right enough."
    :smileyhea
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  • skint_spice
    skint_spice Posts: 13,575 Forumite
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    lennymfo wrote: »
    I am drinking weis beer
    And feeling a little queer
    And my farts are really quite stinky
    I love this bloody drink
    It really makes me think
    Who's doing it right now with Jinky

    spooky, I was just missing Jinky,
    Is she off somewhere being kinky,
    or celebrating her upcoming marriage,
    in some horse drawn carriage?
    in the age of romance
    one must take a chance...
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  • bubbles0169
    bubbles0169 Posts: 6,230 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    well my alias is bubbles you see
    from my screensaver it came to me
    not very imaginative is it
    but cute like me, quite a bit
    what name i really want is 'debt free'
    but lets put all that on hold for now
    till the money grabber calls...the cow
    and carry on with all the drinkin, the flirtin, the smirkin an thinkin
    how are we goin to rhyme all nite?
    well it doesnt really matter you see
    because... it is...
    time to PARTY
    I am not bossy I just have better ideas:p
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