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Fri Nite Party/Limerick Thread!
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My apologies for being rude.
My rhymes are too lewd.
For now I'll keep stumm
And let things be fun,
Don't want this night to be crude.
Now that is a good thing you've said
For Gods Sake you were talking of head :eek:
It was terribly smutty
And made me quite tutty
Now when did you last make some bread?:heartpuls baby no3 due 16th November :heartpulsTEAM YELLOWDFD 16/6/10"Shut your gob! Or I'll come round your houses and stamp on all your toys" The ONE, the ONLY, the LEGENDARY Gene Hunt :heart2:0 -
Many posts from Bunny have a "thank"
Is she not posting as her mind has gone blank?
Bunny come out of the warren
And hey, where's our Len?
Maybe off having a wan.......No longer using this account for new posts from 20130 -
the boy stood on the burning deck
with a pocket full of crackers
he gave a cough
they all went off
and blew off both his kneecaps0 -
My apologies for being rude.
My rhymes are too lewd.
For now I'll keep stumm
And let things be fun,
Don't want this night to be crude.
DONT YOU GO ANYWHERE Z
You are never too naughty for me
We just need to fight back
with some similar crack
well get you blushing one day...you'll see:kisses:But these things take time, I know that I'm, the most inept that ever stepped.0 -
there once was a girl called Sea
who thought she would try to maybe
join in the fun
but failed miserably.CCCS DMP:Feb 07
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Now that is a good thing you've said
For Gods Sake you were talking of head :eek:
It was terribly smutty
And made me quite tutty
Now when did you last make some bread?
Dear tig, don't frown,
and put Z down,
he's not such a ninny,
earlier we saw his pinny,
he only does smut
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”Do what others won’t early in life so you can do what others can’t later in life” (stolen from Gally Girl)0 -
there was a young man called zed
a terrible life he led
he charmed all the girlies
by flashing his curlies
while tryin to get them in bed0 -
No Sea that was not a fail,
So join us and have an ale :beer:
It's hard when it's new,
Gets easier after a few,
But try not to turn tig's face pale.No longer using this account for new posts from 20130 -
There once was a girl called Louise
Who was fond of a bit of a squeeze
But her man went too far
In the back of the car
And her pants ended up round her kneesBut these things take time, I know that I'm, the most inept that ever stepped.0
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